“Who The F**k Is The Arm Chair Pontificator,” Says Mueller.
I called Robert Mueller’s office this morning to make a plea agreement with him on the Trump/Russia case. The woman who answered the phone refused to let me talk to Mr. Mueller because I’m not in any way connected to Trump or anyone else involved in the case. After I swore at her and insulted her lineage, she hung up on me. I called back and told her if she continued to refuse to let me speak to Mueller I’d prank call her and all of her family every day for the next ten years. She hung up on me again and now, wait til you hear this, a cop just came to my door with a restraining order ordering me to never call Mueller’s office or this woman again. Unreal! The persecution I face every day for being a self-awarded Nobel Prize winner is sickening. I’m not going to let this rest. Believe you me, I’ll have my vengeance on Mueller for ignoring me and this woman for hanging up on me if it’s the last thing I ever do! I’m not sure yet how to go about it without getting arrested, but as soon as I figure something out, I’ll let everyone know. Until then, remember, it’s now summertime in Australia, so not all is bad.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
If you really want to make a plea agreement with Mueller…rob a bank! Or next time you correspond, tell them you are da bomb! Either of those would be a quick solution I think.
We can start a gofundme account for bail. I have some couch change I can easily donate.
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Great idea.
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I hope you don’t get yourself arrested for trying to solve the world’s problems
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Me too.
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It’s summer in Australia because Trump has brought back coal!
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Well, I sincerely hope that in your efforts to get this resolved, you don’t end up getting arrested, but please know that I will represent you and I am extremely experienced. I studied law for 2 whole hours. You good! LOL!
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Thanks. 🙂
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I know how you can get back at him. Make him have to sit in on every deposition that tRumpsky and family have to give. Make him listen to the whining egos claim that it’s not a crime when they do it because they are…special. What do you think, is that enough punishment. Hugs
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Yeah, that’s pretty awful. Can’t wait til Kushner gets indicted and tRump tosses him under the bus. “Oh, what a shame! I had NO idea Jared was doing these things. How SAD!” Fucking piece of shit, he is.
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How can it be summer in Australia if the earth is flat!?
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I ask myself that same question at this time every year.
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Summer does not exist. It is part of the alarmist climate change conspiracy between heathen scientists and China to bring down the God-fearing American capitalist economy. Fossil fuels now, fossil fuels tomorrow, fossil fuels forever!!!
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Is the moon flat too, especially in summer across Australia? This indeed has considerable validity as a few days ago I finished composing a new poem about the Summer Moon and added it below the other poems contained in https://soundeagle.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/soundeagle-in-art-and-poetry/
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Is it is warm in springtime as it is in the forest?
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Hi Jeff,
I just finished reading your very witty post at https://variouspontifications.com/2017/03/24/10-quotes-from-albert-the-alt-right-internet-troll/
Since the comments are closed there, I am offering my comment here as follows without using the f word:
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Awesome. Didn’t know comments were closed there. I’ll go re-open them. 🙂
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OK. I do believe I’ve re-opened them dar comments!
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