I Will Tolerate Discrimination No More
Black Friday has filed a discrimination suit against White Christmas stating White Christmas refuses to sit next to him on buses and trains during the cross-country tours the two make together yearly at this time. “I’ve had enough of his discriminatory crap,” an angry Black Friday told reporters today. “White Christmas thinks he can treat me however he wants simply because he’s a Sunday and White, and I’m a Friday and Black. He literally makes me sit at the back of any vehicle we ride in together, and he expects me to carry his luggage for him all the time too. For years now I’ve just done whatever he wanted because my self-esteem was very low. I’m a Friday in a Christian country. Fridays are not the most chipper days with the Christian faithful. Jesus was brutally tortured and crucified on one. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for day of the Christian week, eh? One thing Fridays and the Jews have in common is that Christians blame us both for something we had absolutely nothing to do with, the horrific murder of Jesus. As well, I’m African-American, and getting a fair deal in a country ruled by a powerful bigoted bunch of tight-ass wealthy white people is truly a mother fucking bitch. It’s hard to look on the bright side with stresses like that put on you just because of who you are.
Being Sued For Racial Discrimination
It’s Sundays Christians most love in America, Sundays and things that are white. Jesus resurrected on that day, and all of Jesus’ worshipers gather on that day to kiss his ass for choosing to save them over blokes like me. Just call something white, and it gets immediate acceptance in America. White picket fences around little white houses set next to snow-capped hills are things American fairy tales are written about. But it’s all a bunch of shit made up to keep guys like me feeling guilty about wanting my fair share of the American pie. So I’m taking White Christmas to court, and I’m calling him out for his bigotry and his racial discrimination against me. I’m gonna make that bastard put my kids AND my grand kids through Harvard med school with the money I’m gonna get from him. We’ll see how superior he feels then. Bastard.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Great one from the Great One! (even if it is a repost)
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Thanks.
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You are absolutely hilarious! I love this! Please! Keep them coming because at this time of year, getting bombarded with all of this shopping madness of buy, buy, buy until our credit cards shed tears, I could stand a bit of levity!
Thanks a mil!
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You bet! And thanks. 🙂
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Fight the power, Black Friday!! Although, everyone loves Fridays (Thank God it’s…) and surely the back of the bus is where kids have the most fun? Good luck with the lawsuit 🙂
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I’ll send your hopeful thoughts to Black Friday. 🙂
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I never noticed that Friday is Black and Sunday is White, until you, my dear TACP have dared to share! I wonder what colors would be assigned to other days of the week.
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Well, Black Friday is traditionally the maniacal shopping day the Friday after Thanksgiving every year. Why they call it Black Friday, I’ve no idea. Maybe cause people spend so much on that day it puts stores in the black. So, then, if that’s true, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving should be Red Wednesday, as stores have not yet gone into the Black yet. As well, the Saturday after Black Friday could be called, Still Black Saturday or Going Back Into Red Saturday, depending on sales. Sunday, being a day of God and re-affirming how much White Christian America hates gays, liberals, undocumented Hispanic immigrants, and Jews, is always White Sunday. The Monday after Thanksgiving I believe is called Cyber Monday cause a lot of people spend $ on Amazon.com that day. This then leaves us with WTF Tuesday because, well, WTF is up with Tuesday anyway? $Amen$
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“Why they call it Black Friday, I’ve no idea. Maybe cause people spend so much on that day it puts stores in the black.”
Yep.
“WTF Tuesday”. LOL
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Another great link. Thanks. Here’s a word for you: Delusionalasthesia- A disease Christians suffer from which makes them see reality through a HUGE delusional lens in spite of all evidence showing them just how insane they are.
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What’s that saying? “Once you go black you never go back.” 😀
Friday’s are way cooler. All the best with your lawsuit BF.
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I’m cheering him one all the way!
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Victoria! You’re back! We’ve all been wondering about you…!!
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This is a re-post of an older post from 3 years ago. So, Victoria is still MIA.
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😦
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Do you think that when Elvis was singing about his ‘Blue Christmas’ he was basically commenting on his time in Amsterdam?
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He was singing about pedophilia and his overwhelmingly “blue” desire to screw Priscilla when she was but a wee lass of 15.
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True enough – I overlooked what here in the UK would be treated as Statutory Rape!
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Elvis’ music, but his taste for children? Naw. I believe he was stationed in Germany when he first met Priscilla. Supposedly he waited until she was 18 to do the deed with her. Supposedly. Her pops knew all about the relationship, however, and was supposedly fine with it. Supposedly. They call it statutory rape here to, but it’s perpetrated by pedophiles, as that is what those having sex with children are. Great music, and art in general, does not come always from great people.
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Oddly I never took to his music. Then again all my family laugh at me for having complete collections of Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell!
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I bloody LOVE Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell. Elvis’ stuff is fun to sing, but Cohen is a poet. He wrote poetry before he wrote music. There’s talent, and then there’s TALENT. And Cohen has TALENT.
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True. Even in his dotage he is still writing sublime material.
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Absolutely.
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Tangled up in blue.
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And red, as in red tape.
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Good writing
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NOBEL PRIZE worthy, my brother.
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Reblogged this on hitchens67 Atheism WOW!! Campaign.
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Thx again.
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Wow, this is so funny and clever and witty I could eat a baby!
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Try an adult. Harder to catch, but WAY more meat.
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Good point.
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Hola, Basil 🙂
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This was a repost from last year. Haven’t heard from Basil in some time. Think he got very busy with a new project some time back. Hopefully he pops back up.
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Yeah I haven’t heard from him either. Busy, busy, busy 🙂 I should check his website again.
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Been quiet there, too. He said he and some friends were starting up a business or something. It’s keeping him busy.
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I just had to explain why I was laughing out loud…. damn!
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I often laugh out loud when this stuff pops up in my head before I’ve even written it down. Try explaining THAT while you’re in line at the grocery store. “No, I’m not insane. Really, I’m not.” Thanks a lot for laughing, BTW.
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LOL, no problem
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The best, though, is if you can catch a Catholic Priest boy rapist and cook him alive over an open outdoor pit. Exquisite!
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