I’m Sorry I Was Naked When ….
1.) …. I crawled into your parents bedroom window late one night to introduce myself as your fiance.
2.) …. I delivered flowers to your 98-year-old grandmother at her nursing home on a sunny Summer day.
3.) …. I played Santa one Christmas at a downtown dept store.
4.) …. I applied for a job at the FBI building in New York in the middle of a blizzard a few years ago.
5.) …. I borrowed your sister’s bike to ride around town with for a few hours and not returning it til the police told me I had to.
6.) …. I showed up at your son’s Bar Mitzvah and asked if I could borrow some sugar.
7.) …. I got pulled over for speeding and had to tell the cops I’d left my wallet at home.
8.) …. I tried to hail a taxi in downtown Chicago at 4AM one winter night in ’97.
9.) …. I tried to file a sexual harassment complaint against my fellow KFC workers during spring break from my classes at Harvard one year.
10.) …. I showed up at a children’s birthday party in Chucky Cheese and demanded they give me a slice.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I should try #7
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You should.
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I liked #4 the best, but I’m curious how one protects ones equipment, naked, in a blizzard?
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You can’t really. Not one of the smarter things I’ve tried.
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#5 — those police fellows never understand the need for nakedness, do they?
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They would if it were Alabama and I was nude while chasing after 14 year old girls just prior to announcing my intent to run for Senator.
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I’m sorry I was naked when… I pulled down my pants and peed on the top step of an outdoor apartment building staircase at night in a drunken stupor.
True story – not me, my neighbor.
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Oh, I peed out of a window once whilst drunk. Luckily no one was walking below.
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Inspired rain from the divine of Heaven?
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Absolutely.
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Minor infringements.
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That’s what I say, god damn it all to hell! 🙂
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Holy thanksgiving , this is a great post. Hugs
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Thanks, Robin. Love always, Batman
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Hahahahahaha – number ten! All of them actually but that one had me laughing the most.
Esme Cloud
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😀
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