Solar Eclipse Is Prejudice Against Whites, Says President Trump
Golf Town, USA. President Trump said today that the only reason the solar eclipse is popular is because it’s black. “This is racism against whites, pure and simple,” Trump said earlier. “If the solar eclipse were white, no one would even bother to mention it, much less look at it. What, do white eclipse lives NOT matter? Must an eclipse be black in order for people to care about it? Utter and complete racism. It’s sickening how the fake, liberal media and the anti-fascists are going on about today’s eclipse. ‘Oh, look how cool it is,’ they say. ‘It’s just SO awesome and amazing!’ I’ve had enough. I’m going to go have some ice cream and watch Fox News, the only news station not covering this despicably racist event. Goodbye and Sieg Heil.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
You know that when you’re not 100% sure if something is satire OR real, things are BAD!
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Yep. That’s America in 2017. UGH!!!
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You wee rascal!
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😀
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Can we now presume that the sun does not, in fact, shine out of Donald’s arse?
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I think, however, think it has shined too long on his face turning it permanently orange.
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“What, do white eclipse lives NOT matter?”
Since when does trump have to decide of a solar eclipse being part of such racial issues? I don’t know if he means metaphorically or just him saying nonsense stuff. Either way, this was such a great response to what is happening today. I am waiting for his impeachment to come, or be announced.
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Me too, except we’ll then have President Pence, a non-crazy, Christian theocratic a-hole with a horrid agenda he’ll easily get trough Congress. UGH!!!!
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True. I guess you can say, America is screwed either way. And we have to deal with these two morons til 2025.
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Cool. Thanks for the follow.
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🙂 You welcome. 🙂
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How shallow of me
The big black dot
Surrounded by a thin white
Stripe of hope
Sadly it was there before
Trump
He just intensified the situation
While increasing the strip to a stripe
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Yeah, he’s been known to do that, the bugger.
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tRump is a clown
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You’re being far too kind. He’s an idiot and an asshole.
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That’s one of the many things we agree on. He is a complete idjit
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Indeed.
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Did you see the pictures of tRump staring into the eclipse? Earlier he had the glasses on then went out on a balcony and just took a nice long look up at it. Hugs
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Idjit. Pure, unadulterated idjit that guy.
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He’s immune, doncha’ know? And if by some chance he suffers some consequences of his actions, well, it’s all the sun’s fault.
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And Hillary’s and Obama’s. Those bastards. 🙂
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Jeff … I inadvertently “commented” via my email notification. If you can, remove all the garbage below my actual comment. Thx.
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All done.
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Yuge
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Very.
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Maybe he should have watched it and laid off the ice cream. Just sayin’ …
BTW, hope your move went well. Another part of town? Or another area entirely?
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Quite well. Just moved 4 blocks south of where I was. Some new company of jackasses bought my old building and pretty much doubled everyone’s rent. Almost everyone moved.
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lol! BTW, we just watched the eclipse this morning in SW Washington state. It’s kinda eerie how dark and cool it gets. We had about 97% coverage of the sun at maximum totality which formed an upside-down smile or frown. I told my neighbors that the sun was angry at the moon for covering it up, and everyone laughed! But, maybe the sun is a racist Trump supporter! 🙂
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Just watched it here, too. Really cool how dark it gets.
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Bwahahahaha!!! Wait a minute! This is “fake news” isn’t it!? 😛
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No. It’s very, very real. 🙂
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You mean… it’s very, very BIGLY real? 😮
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I stand correctedly.
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