Trump Nukes London In Honor Of July 4th

Beautiful, Ain’t It?

Cleveland, Ohio. President Donald Trump today launched a thermonuclear missile at London, England in honor of the Fourth of July. “Fuck England,” Trump said. “They repressed ‘Murica back in the day, and they’ve never apologized for it! I nuked London in honor of our great country, and to send a message to those a-holes in Britain who refuse to speak ‘Murican correctly. The Fourth of July is a holiday where big explosions signify the greatness of ‘Murica. Well, the nuking of London was one fucking big explosion, and it was GREAT! God bless ‘Murica, and God bless freedom!”

20 thoughts on “Trump Nukes London In Honor Of July 4th”

ArcaneHalloween
July 4, 2017
5:09 PM

Happy “Traitor’s Day” my friend. 😉 🙂

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  5:48 PM
  
  Thanks, my friend.
  
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Woebegone but Hopeful
July 4, 2017
3:59 PM

We’re safe, I reckon the Pentagon have contingency plans based on these themes;
‘Sorry Mr President Sir, but we can’t seem to find the codes just now,’
or
‘Damndest thing Mr President all the computer connections just went down,’
or
‘Look Mr Security Service guy, you might think he looks like the President but we have intel on an IS infiltrator and in that cupboard he stays!’
or
‘The VP & The Secretary of State say he’s a loon!’

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  4:21 PM
  
  🙂
  
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john zande
July 4, 2017
11:26 AM

Clever! This way he doesn’t have to go for the State visit and face all the protesters.

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  11:29 AM
  
  I’m certain he won’t go there. He wouldn’t be able to handle it. He’s going to Russia soon to get his new orders from Putin. I’m sure he’s very happy about that.
  
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- john zande
  July 4, 2017
  12:26 PM
  
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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  12:53 PM
  
  Nice.
  
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- john zande
  July 4, 2017
  12:26 PM
  
  And I like this one, too
  
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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  12:54 PM
  
  Even better.
  
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Professor Taboo
July 4, 2017
7:14 AM

Pak Pong-ju would be very proud of the tRumpster, or a little scared? 😉

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 4, 2017
  9:10 AM
  
  Well, there’s a decent chance we may all find out if tRump and ‘Lil Kimmy Jong-un keep shaking their tiny penises at each other to see who’s is most manly. The nukes may shown be fallin’ everywhere.
  
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Robert A. Vella
July 3, 2017
9:27 PM

I love the smell of radiation in the morning.

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 3, 2017
  9:43 PM
  
  That’s what Melania said. 🙂
  
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Bela Johnson
July 3, 2017
8:57 PM

omg

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 3, 2017
  9:18 PM
  
  God’s got nothin’ ta’ do with this. 🙂
  
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- Bela Johnson
  July 3, 2017
  9:30 PM
  
  Oh, whoops. OMFW. xo
  
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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 3, 2017
  9:43 PM
  
  Boom! 🙂
  
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Scottie
July 3, 2017
8:52 PM

Anyone for roasting bangers over an open nuclear flame? Hugs

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- inspiredbythedivine1
  July 3, 2017
  9:17 PM
  
  I am!
  
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