Clooney Twins In L.A. County Lockup
Los Angeles, California. George and Amal Clooney’s recently born twins were arrested earlier today after a local paparazzi, Jimmy Inurface, claimed they struck him repeatedly on the shins when he tried to photograph them. “It was a horrifying experience,” Mr. Inurface said earlier. “I saw the twins exiting a Honda Civic on Hollywood Boulevard late last night, so I calmly approached them to ask if I could take their picture. In unison, they told me to go f**k myself then plummeted my shins with their tiny hands. This continued until I took out my phone and dialed 911. At that point, the twins returned to their vehicle and sped off after giving me the raspberries.
Though they’re only infants, the battering they gave my shins has caused me great physical and emotional pain. Besides pressing criminal assault charges, I’m going to sue those brats for all they, and their hot-shot parents, are worth. I mean, what kinda dead beat parents let their newborn twins drive around all night in a Honda Civic anyway? They deserve to be sued for that alone.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
“Hollywood!” – from the movie “1941:”
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=1941+movie+%22hollywood!%22+scene&view=detail&mid=F8CE45541E8403699279F8CE45541E8403699279&FORM=VIRE
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correction: “movie” not “move”
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Fixed. I really like that movie, though it’s not considered one of Spielberg’s best. Aykroyd, Belushi and Candy are fun to watch in it, and it has a nostalgic feel to it for the WW2 era I truly like.
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Ditto. That reoccurring line “Hollywood!” by the Japanese sailor really stuck in my mind as well as the myriad bizarre characters. Not Spielberg’s best, but I thought it was very funny.
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Yeah, me too. Robert Stack is also awesome in the movie. I recently bought a beautiful Blu-Ray copy of the movie with an extended cut on it. It’s worth a look if you like the movie.
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I’ll check it out, thanks!
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You’re welcome.
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Can’t trust ankle-biters! One day there will come a time when we can produce full-size kids without all the crap of …. well … crap!
There may have t be a spot of genetic womb re modelling.
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“Genetic Womb Remodeling” A.K.A. “Womb Service”.
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Those twins were born adults
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They sure act like it.
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A Honda Civic! That alone is a punishable offence. I just not sure who to spank, the parents or the twins. 🙂 Hugs
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Or the makers of Honda.
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Shitty kids.
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Spoiled buggers.
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