Here are a few Mugshots of Biblical characters I found recently while roaming around in an ancient cave in Jerusalem.
1.)
Satan: Arrested In 4000 BC For “Grabbing Women By The Pussy ‘Cause I’m Famous.”
2.)
St. Peter: Arrested In 34 AD For Shouting Anti-Semitic Slurs At A Group Of Rabbis In Jerusalem.
3.)
Judas: Arrested In 30 AD For Having Sex With Pontius Pilate’s Wife.
4.)
Virgin Mary: Arrested In 29 AD For Telling A Deli Owner She Didn’t Have To Pay For Her Bagel Because She Was ” The Virgin Mother Of The One, True God.”
5.)
Jesus: Arrested In 31 AD For Accidentally Turning All The Water At A 7 Year Old’s Birthday Party Into Wine.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Haha brilliant but I may have nightmares tonight though
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Some ugly mugs, eh?
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Very!
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LOL! Great post. I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, but I know you would love https://www.facebook.com/groups/LaughAtReligion
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I’ll check it out. Thanks.
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These guys are winners or sure! Funny post!
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Thanks.
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I know someone whose great, great, great, great,great, etc grandchild was at that kid’s party! Genuine! He says The Man was fissed as a part and got caught having oral sex in the gents with some bloke called Cephas.
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Sounds about right. 🙂
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You just have to believe someone who knew someone who knew someone whose long lost relative was there. Those are the rules, right?
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Absolutely.
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Oh. My. God. They walk among us. . . well, when they’re not behind bars.
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Indeed.
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I love them, plus the idea of a party of drunk 7 year olds would have a lot of adults screaming “jesus Christ” and “not again”. Hugs
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😀
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You know when you’ve tattooed “Fuck cops” across your forehead that things aren’t generally going to work out too well for you.
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One would think. 🙂
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St. Peter’s mugshot is freaking me out!!!
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I know, right?
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Those mugshots!
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Pretty funny.
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Totally.
Only you can come up with such.
How are you today
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OK. Hangin’ in there. How are you?
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Doing well. It’s been an easy day
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Here too.
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