1.) A new study shows that one in three liberals are just as stupid as the other two.
2.) Only a f$$kin’ cuck would say Trump isn’t awesome. So if you don’t like Trump, you’re a cuck. (Now could someone please explain to me what a “cuck” is?)
3.) Obama is a shape-shifting lizard alien who’s come here to team up with Hitlerly Clinton to destroy ‘Merica! He’s a cuck, too, and she had email issues. The crook.
4.) F$$ckin’ snowflake, cuck, liberal, mother f$$kers are a f$$kin’ plague and should all be killed with big guns so ‘Merica can be safe again for Jesus-lovin’ Christians like me. I’m SICK of being persecuted by cucks!
5.) SJW’s are attacking true ‘Mericans like me every second of every day. They hound us; they call us mean names, and they refuse to let us express our opinions openly. They’re all a bunch of cucks, fags, snowflakes, and c$nts. Oh, and they suck.
6.) Trump has already made ‘Merica great again by giving everyone good health care and by making the coal industry boom again. I know this isn’t fake news because Trump said it’s true.
7.) Mexicans are all rapists and here illegally. They also have brown skin. Real ‘Mericans are white. This is a fact. Deal with it you f$$kin’, cuck, liberal, snow-flake, hate-filled, mother-f$$ckin’ liberals.
8.) Obama is planning to take over ‘Merica with an army of wire-tapping, liberals, sissies, women and fags. There is SO much evidence for this that it’s sickening. The liberal, Jewish media is covering this up. I f$$kin’ HATE the liberal, Jewish media. They’re SO rude and insulting to decent people like me.
9.) You know what’s scary? Right now trillions of ISIS members are pouring into ‘Merica cause some stupid, f$$kin’ judge blocked Trump’s Muslim ban. Millions of innocent children are killed every f$$kin’ day ’cause of this. Millions. Most of the children in Ohio were killed last night by Muslim terrorists. And has the liberal media reported on this? No. You all must get your real news from people like me, anonymous, right-wing, internet trolls. What the f$$k does that tell you ’bout that state of ‘Merica?
10.) F$$k! My moms comin’. I gotta go or my ass is grass. I was grounded from using the internet indefinitely last week for lookin’ at online porn. F$$k off now, you snowflake, cuck, liberal faggots!