
“I dream of a day when American Presidents can simply make shit up, blabber it out, and have millions of devout followers believe all they say. It is for this reason the Revolutionary War was fought. It is for this reason I find this miserable life, where hot showers do not yet exist, livable. And it is for this reason Martha thinks I’m bat-shit crazy and will no longer sleep with me.” From George Washington’s inaugural address. 1789
Priceless! It was all so the current harmonious situation could come to pass #Progress
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Absolutely.
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Is this what drove him to chop down cherry trees or was that another Amurickan President?
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That was vodka.
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Ah! Well, my knowledge of USA political history … or alcohol is very limited.
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Welp, now ya’ lurned sumptin’! Cheers! 🙂
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Wow! George had such a futuristic command of American English!!! 😮
Hahahaha! 😛
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And such great insight into the future. Smart guy.
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Me = smart guy, or George = smart guy? Or both? Or you, me, and George? 😛 😉
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I was referring to George, but you’re no slouch in the smart dept yourself.
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Pfffft! Alright, alright. Flattery MAY get you somewhere. 😉 LOL
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That’s what she said.
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Bwahahahaha!!!
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His dream seems to have come true with the Orange president
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See, dreams really can come true. 🙂
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Especially if you sleep for long hours
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True.
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Just think he had to tell all those lies and made up falsehoods with wooden teeth. Think of the splinters he had in the course of his duties. 🙂 Hugs
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Poor guy.
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Gives new meaning to “toothpick” . Hugs
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🙂
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Curiouser and curiouser
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🙂
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Poor George. 😦
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I know.
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