Just Try ‘N Get Past THIS, You Bad Hombres, You!
Toyland, North Pole. President Trump today announced a new plan for his Mexican border wall. “It’s a YUGE idea,” Trump said earlier. “We’re gonna build the wall out of Legos and save a bigly amount of money by doing so. Everyone loves Legos, even Mexicans and their President, Hombre Gracias what’s his face. And since President Hombre and his drug cartel, rapist citizens love Legos, they’ll have no problem with paying for the wall and building it themselves. Thus, we God-loving Americans will not have to spend a dime or shed a single drop of sweat in constructing this great, impenetrable wall that will keep America free of Mexicans for a YUGE amount of time. See, I really, really am like a smart person, am I not? Welp, time to spend 11 million dollars of the taxpayer’s money so I can take the weekend off and golf. See you all on Monday afternoon.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Lol I wish this happened in real life
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It just might. 🙂
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Love!
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🙂
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Think the Orange Monster, his cabinet, his committees, etc, have considered ANY of the science behind construction?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/vast-geological-challenges-building-border-wall-180962072/
Does anyone in that political party — who are NOT scientists in the least — listen to what actual experts in the field have to say? 😦
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None of them do. Science is fake news to them. Idjits.
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Sadly, that is true… and to their ultimate demise.
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Hopefully their demise comes before they cause the demise of us all. Imo, the stink of tRump will haunt Republicans for decades to come. He and his administration makes Nixon look like the Easter Bunny.
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Posting from the UK…..So I’m guessing that President Trump is not doing very well in stating his case to those who didn’t vote for him. This could be tricky
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No, he’s very unpopular. 🙂
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As an amateur he is a potentially long-term easy target. The difficult but achievably useful thing to do is haul in on the anger and try to explain in detached tones to his support base why he is not up to the job. Making Common cause. (Trying to explain in a heated atmosphere is never easy- I did 40 years in the UK civil service). A disappointed constituency and the resultant panicky Congress in the 2018 mid-terms….Drip-drip of doubt ..Just a thought (Acceptable Subversive Political Activity 101)
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That’s what a lot of us are trying to do. 🙂
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It’s what us hard-line socialists do on this side of ‘The Pond’- chip-chip-chip away and keep the powder dry.
All the best.
Roger (very disappointed with the UK Labour Party- another bunch of amateurs- with fluffy dreams that strident posts on FaceBook is the only way forward)
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Keep up the good fight.
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The republican party is against having a totally mail in election, where they mail ballots to everyone to use that as the main way to vote with voting stations as a backup for those who miss the mailed one… the reason they are against it is that if it was more easy to vote more people would. Then the republicans would lose. So they think. http://billingsgazette.com/news/gop-chairman-says-mail-elections-hurt-republicans-is-accused-of/article_22d791f1-e3dd-5b4b-b8f2-c9fcbb137888.html
Hugs
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Republicans are the reason Hitler/Trump is our President. They’re evil fuck-wads and need to be resisted, obstructed, and stopped every time at all costs. Republicans are evil. Pure, unadulterated, evil. Fuck ’em all to hell.
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Agreed. Hugs
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$Amen$
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If only it was that easy to building
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And to destroy.
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This is going to be hilarious when Ryan says, “About that trillion-dollar wall… How does No sound? Does No work for you?”
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Trump may well be impeached before he can even try to fund it. The treasonous little bastard.
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Banning NYT’s, CNN and BBC isn’t going to help his cause.
They did this deliberately, and that’s not encouraging.
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Naw. It’s gonna fire up honest reporting from those networks to dig up, and print, more shit on this idiot. This is not going to turn out well for this asshole or for anyone else who’s put their hooks in his sail. His approval rating is at 38% and dropping. His zealots will love him and worship his Putin-kissing ass no matter what, but his is THE most corrupt Presidency we’ve ever seen in the U.S. It is not going to end well for Putin’s Orange Puppet.
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Oh, I agree. CNN and NYT’s have seen a surge in readership/viewers. The WH was mega-pissed they broke the story of Preibus trying to order the FBI to publically say there was no contact with the Kremlin.
Did you see the Russian flags at CPAC today?
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I did not, but I’ll look it up. He’s like the Titanic, sinking very slowly at first, but once enough water fills the lower decks, it splits and goes down fast, taking everyone still on board with it. Trump may well cause much damage before this happens, but the news outlets he’s allowed to cover his horseshit are ones that preach only to his choir. He’s incapable of broadening his base. Well, I hope I’m right here. I’m trying to think of ANYTHING positive here. Trump’s orange regime is very parallel to Hitler’s, and that’s scary. Trump is, IMO, evil incarnate, or, at least, his blind idiot supporters are.
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http://www.vox.com/2017/2/24/14725950/russian-flag-cpac
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I fucking LOVE it. Trump fans are fucking idiots.
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Just read the CPAC story. Love It! It trump supporters waving Russian flags and they didn’t even know it. What does THAT tell you? God, my country’s filled with fucking idiots.
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I’m sure the critical mass tips solidly to the very good. You though need to have compulsory voting.
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Or eliminate the electoral college bullshit and have the popular vote mean something.
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Or that, sure 🙂
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Mandatory voting would also be good. We do it for jury duty, and I think voting is just as important.
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It tends to obviate the LOUD minority.
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TOTALLY!!!
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$Amen$
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I am impressed. You have the inside track scoop on things. I am glad you kept your press credentials after they just kicked CNN and other news outlets out of the white house. Be careful my friend , you might get a visit from one of the snakes in the white house and they chew on good people like you and eat their life force. Be safe. Hugs
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White House? Snakes? Never! 🙂
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There’s a Trump catnip-filled cat toy on Amazon that’s a hoot. I may have to buy one.
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You have earned your weekend of golf
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He’s gone golfing 6 times in his first month in office. What a lazy, orange bastard.
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Being president is a tiring job, brother
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Trump wouldn’t know. He’s not done a single day’s work since becoming President. However, being Putin’s little bitch is probably a tad tiring, so I’m sure golfing helps him unwind.
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Golfing helps him unwind and make deals 😉
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I think he gets his instructions from Putin on the golf course.
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Hopefully one of them gets tired soon enough
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Well, they’re very deeply in love, and that is quite energizing, so it may take a long time.
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Love ends, it may take time but eventually they will tire of each of other
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Yeah. Once the nukes start falling, at will end. 🙂
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Yes, but when you consider what an amazing, fantastic, terrific golfer he is, you will understand. Besides, after demonstrating to his supporters how he can build (lego) walls, threaten the world with nuking, send a few million immigrants packing, demolish healthcare, create dirty water and air, perform dastardly deeds on his “advisor” Bannon … he needs to go whack a ball a few times to unwind. Don’t you get it?
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The poor dear. How does he do it all?
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Ya shoulda dug deeper into this. He’s in the presidential construction business. He will have to own some stock in any company that will be involved in the wall’s construction, whattayathink?. 😀
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He recently purchased Legos. He’s changing the name to “‘Lil Donny Trump Buildin’ Blocks.”
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