Happy Valentine’s Day From Aquaman

 

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Hi peeps.  Aquaman here.  I’ve come by to wish everyone a happy Valentine’s Day from under the deep, blue sea.   I know what you’re all thinking, “Aquaman, what the f##k’s up with that long-ass beard and those shades?”  Well, let me tell you.  I grew this beard in order to attract these tiny crab-like crustaceans that my girlfriend, Mera, loves to eat.  I give them to her as a Valentine’s Day gift practically every year.  Here’s how it works.  I simply lay back on the ocean floor and thousands of the little buggers crawl up into my beard.  Then, because they often spit venom in your face when disturbed, I put on these sexy-ass shades to protect my eyes, stand up, and comb my beard out over a huge, empty snail-shell.  Once the shell is filled with the critters, I smash the f##k out of them with my powerful trident, spread them onto some sandwich bread, and bring them to my love, Mera, to eat.   She absolutely loves ’em!  Well, I’m off to catch me some crustaceans.  Have a great V-Day, y’all.

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10 thoughts on “Happy Valentine’s Day From Aquaman

  1. That looks like the Duck Dynasty version of the Aquaman.

  2. Oh! So you haven’t turned Amish or Orthodox Jew then? 😉 hehe

  3. Hope you had a good one

  4. Uhmmm, is that the only hair he gets crabs in? Just asking. 🙂 Have a great evening. Hugs

  5. This bit of humor may be closer to reality than most of us would care to admit – lol!

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