Let Me Feel Your Womb, Honey. It’s My Job.
Man Town, Ohio. President Trump today signed a Presidential order placing Vice President Mike Pence in charge of the reproductive organs of every woman in America. “Mikey’s a fuckin’ stud,” Trump said earlier. “He knows his pussies from his boobies, and his hands are always warm and ready for action. As well, he’s a loving Christian who understands the nature of female reproduction far more than any gynecologist ever could. What better doctor for women could there be than a decrepit, white, Christian male who takes The Book Of Genesis literally? I say none. Therefor, from this day forward, if Mike Pence says women who’ve had abortions are the spawn of Satan and must die, they will die (Probably by being burned alive. I’ve not yet made up my mind on it). Also, any woman who does not send a picture of her vagina and uterus to Vice President Pence immediately for a close examination will be summarily put to death by stoning (I like stoning. It’s both torture AND an execution method). America can never be great again as long as women have control of their own sex organs. So say I, President Donald J. Trump, Putin’s Orange Puppet.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
As often, torn between laughter and anger
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The line these days is very thin.
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Blurred beyond all recognition
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Yep.
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Oddly enough as I read that I could actually hear tRump saying it.
E-frickin-gad!
Why cannot the people see what they have done!?? Where is the line between rational minds and those minds so crippled with personality defect that it makes them capable of seeing all of the shit happening and they think it is ok?
Help me I do not understand….does not compute. Error. Error. Entering self destruct mode.
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Let’s just hope A LOT more people vote in 2018 and 2020. Apathy was as big a factor here as tRump supporters.
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Apathy and probably a big backlash of Bernie supporters who just could not get past the fact that Bernie didn’t get the nomination.
So, apathy, somewhat childish resentment, and a bunch of asshats got tRump elected.
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Absolutely.
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This may be the only defense against the impeachment of Mr. Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors, Pence would be a different but bigger sin, I mean idiot.
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Very true.
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This is so effed up
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Yes it is.
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If you’re going to say it, say it like it is, huh? Sarcasm with flair, love it.
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$Amen$ American women’s pussies now belong to the GOP!
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Hey Pence is a busy man trying to keep tRump in his nappies and his fav snacks. So would you help him out by offering to take a bunch of the photos your self? So he doesn’t have to have his wife look at all those female parts? OK , happy stoning day for you. Hugs
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Naw. Maybe Putin will do it.
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Cool. Hugs
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To me, Pence looks like Bela Lugosi’s Dracula waiting to suck blood. I hate the mother fucker. 🙂
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I agree, he looks to me like an old ken doll. All plastic, hair that is a solid piece. Looking at him and his wife together and I think sex frightens them greatly. I doubt she has been satisfied married wise. Maybe that is why he is so focused on gay sex? Hugs
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Oh, Pence, like tRump, DREAMS of being fucked anally by a dominant gay daddy. Friggin’ submissivegaysindenial.com.
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🙂 Yup. Hugs
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Pence sends shivers down my spine.
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Me, too. Pure, unadulterated evil. I really fuckin’ hope all the idiots who didn’t vote because they felt like it just didn’t matter who won get to suffer for their stupidity. Unfortunately, because of them, we’re all gonna suffer. Fuck, this sucks. Just wait til the terrorists strike. Just wait. tRump unleashed is soon to come.
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Trump is an enemy of the state.
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And an orange subhuman freak.
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That’s happened to me before with several Republicans. Tell him to stop trying to touch your neck and back, that usually works for me 😀
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Thing is, he won’t. He’s famous. He doesn’t have to and there’s nothing you can do about it. God bless America, and God bless Trump and Pence. 🙂
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And if a woman fails to follow this “Executive Order,” will she be waterboarded?
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Stoned to death. Sorry, but this is now how our country works. 🙂
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