People, I gotta tell ya’, I just ate the BIGGEST banana ever! I found it in the jungle where I live. It was on the HUUGGEST banana tree EVER! This whole jungle is HUUUGGGEE!!! I mean, it’s the BESTLYEST jungle ever. Period. No jungle anywhere has EVER been THIS bigly. Oh, I’m KING in this jungle, too. The biglyest, greatestist KING there ever was ever! The HUUUGGEESST crowd of jungle residents EVER came to witness my coronation the other day. They love me. All of them. Every single solitary animal in this jungle LOVES me! Get it? You’d better, or I’ll refuse to EVER speak to any of you again. Now, it’s time for you all to leave so I can use my “like a smart monkey” brain to plan the utter, greatestist, biglyest destruction of my enemies that EVER has been seen by anyone, ever, anywhere.