A Complaint From Aquaman


You know what really sucks?  When you buy a new superhero suit and they forget to tell you it will shrink if you get it wet.  I’m AQUAMAN!  I live under water.  Why in Neptune’s name would I want a suit that you can’t get wet?  If they don’t give me my money back, I’m gonna toss me a damned hissy-fit to end all hissy-fits!  Harrumph!

13 thoughts on “A Complaint From Aquaman

  1. Greedy, unethical corporations…


  2. Clothes should be optional till you get to age 70. Then they should be mandatory. Super Hero or no.

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  3. I will help you get your money back. This is injustice


  4. Compared to the rest of the ills in this world, this is by far the important to address!


  5. Super heroes should all go naked. I mean, look at their suits: it’s what they want, to look naked. Well then, you’re a super hero: go naked and damn the consequences. You don’t need a phone booth any longer, Clark, just take ’em all off, anywhere, any time. Just think of the extra freedom of movement, and the time and money saved from the dry cleaning.

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