Hi. Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner, here. Before I get started, let me just warn everyone that I’m VERY sensitive about a few things: the tiny wings on my feet, the big, pointy crown on my head, and people thinking I’m a dandy because I’m dressed in this tiny Speedo. Make fun of these things, or giggle at me in any way because of them, and I’ll stick my big-ass scepter up your tiny tushy. So, no laughing. Now, on to my request. As many of you may know, I live underwater in the Kingdom of Atlantis. Oh, no laughing about that either. I live in Atlantis and I’m a Prince. Deal with it. But I digress. My purpose for coming here today is to ask people who swim in the ocean to please stop peeing in it. I LIVE IN IT, PEOPLE! Do I come into your home and pee in it? Of course not. So, please, stop peeing in mine. It’s friggin’ gross. Thanks, and have a nice day.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hahahaha! Why do I get the feeling that this delightful morsel of a post is actually a very fine parody about “other creatures” — aquatic or not — chronically suffering from acute tunnel-vision with only a very small vernacular and even smaller vocabulary!?
Spot on Jeff! Bravo Sir. 😉 ❤
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Just meant it to be silly, but perhaps you’re right. I’m a huge comic book geek, so I’m also kinda poking fun at myself and the wacky, fun characters I like.
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Just meant it to be silly, but perhaps you’re right. I’m a huge comic book geek, so I’m also kinda poking fun at myself and the wacky, fun characters I like.
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Perhaps people peeing in the ocean is a metaphor for what they think of our prince…
If any water based person wants to be taken seriously he has to lose the feathered feet and ditch the speedo.
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If he ditched the Speedo, this would become an X-rated site. 🙂
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As snug as that speedo fits I believe he looks like a Barbie doll down there. No bulge at all. I wonder why supe hero types never wear boxers?
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Good question.
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Ha-Ha! It’s funny that men seem as interested in that part of the anatomy as women. (BTW … it looks like a pretty good bulge to me.)
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That’s what she said.
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Did you hear (of course you have) that the Russians have video of Trump pissing on prostitutes (golden shower) taken in Moscow?
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I haven’t, but, for some odd reason, it doesn’t surprise me. Too bad it isn’t video of Putin pissing on tRump. It might explain the orange skin.
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Just read this funny comment on a news site: “Hey, Trump, urine big trouble now!”
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LOL!
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I can empathize with your request, Prince, but can you explain how the whales, dolphins, seals and others “do it” without messing up the waters? Just wondering out loud…
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Simple. They use a restroom like any decent life form. 🙂
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I have one of those in my domicile.
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Many do.
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