Do you consider yourself to be a Republican? Are you a right-wing Conservative? Are you sure? Take the test below to see just how much of a Republican you truly are.
1.) A true Republican believes: A. Allah is not a real god. B. Catholics are not “true” Christians. C. Poor people are poor because they’re lazy. D. Disabled people are not really disabled, they’re just pretending. E. All of the above.
2.) True Republicans think: A. America was founded in 1952 by Jesus Christ and 4 white, elderly rich guys with the surname of Smith. B. Undocumented aliens are all evil except for the ones they have cleaning their homes and cooking for them for .15 cents an hour. C. Public schools suck and tax dollars are better spent on giving them vouchers to send their kids to fancy private schools. D. Inner city neighborhoods are scary because brown and black people live in them. E. All of the above.
3.) True Republicans love: A. That a black man will no longer be President. B. That a woman will not be President. C. A Jesus who loves only wealthy, conservative white people. D. Their own particular take on verses cherry-picked from a bible most of them have never read. E. All of the above.
4.) True Republicans do: A. Exactly what their Party tells them to. B. Not believe in Global Warming. C. All they can to suppress the voting rights of black and Hispanic citizens. D. A fantastic job convincing poor, uneducated white people that voting for them is a cure-all for all that ails ’em. E. All of the above.
5.) True Republicans voted Trump into office because: A. He’s incredibly smart. B. He’s a sexual dynamo. C. He is allowed to grab women by the pussy because he’s famous. D. He’s sleeping with Vladimir Putin. E. They’re fucking self-aggrandizing, wooden-brained idiots.