Trump-Apologist City, New York. Donald Trump recently stated that he does not need to receive security briefings because he’s “like a smart person.” There are a few other famous people who also claimed they were “like a smart person”. Here are a few of them.
1.) Humpty Dumpty: Humpty proclaimed loudly, as he sat upon the wall, “I know I won’t fall because I’m like a smart person who would never do anything to endanger himself.”
Oh My God! I Didn’t Realize How F**kin’ Narrow This Wall Was!
2.) Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars: Emperor Palpatine once said to Darth Vader, “Darth, I, like a smart person, trust you with my life completely. I know you’d never do anything to hurt me, like toss me down a power shaft, for example.”
But…You Were My Only Friend. AHHHHH!!!!!
3.) Richard Nixon: President Nixon said to his wife, Pat, once, “Pat, I’m like a smart person. I’d never place a bug to spy on my political enemies anyplace where it would EVER be found.”
Just Put The Bug In The Light Fixture. No One Will EVER Think To Look For It There.
4.) Anthony Weiner: Weiner once said to his 16-year-old girlfriend, “Don’t worry, babe. No one will EVER find out I’ve been texting you pics of my hardened genitals.”
But She Said She Was 18!
5.) Kellyanne Conway: Kellyanne recently said to THE Donald, “Donnie, I’m like a smart person, too. I know damn well I’ll be fondly remembered throughout history for helping you become President and for being an apologist who continually defends all the dangerous, treasonous, stupid shit you do.”
You People Are All Very Dumbly. Me ‘N Donald Are Like….Well, We’re Like Smart People!
6.) Bill Clinton: Bill once said to Monica Lewinsky, “Monica, hand me that cigar. Oh, and don’t worry about us fuckin’ around like this in the White House. I’m like a smart person, and I can assure you, no one will EVER find out.”
Just Trust Me, Baby. I’d Never Do Anything To Humiliate You In Front Of The Nation.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Okay, well THAT was funny! 😃
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🙂
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I can feel you’re not being inspired
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Stimulated in a bad way, perhaps, but only partially inspired. 😀
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I want to go back to the days when you wrote about Trumps hair and I laughed my arse off because we both thought he would never win!
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I never thought he wouldn’t win. I always thought he might. I realize I live in a country of idiots who continually vote against their own best interest. They’ve fucked the Earth and they’ve fucked me.
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Well, that makes you cleverer than me because it wasn’t until the last 3 months of the campaign that I thought…hang on, this guy actually might win?! Before that, I was sure, SURE it would never happen!
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When he first announced he was running, I thought he wouldn’t stay in long enough to win, but when he stuck around and gained the support of every white supremacist group in the US, I thought he very well might. Our apathy and laziness as a people led to this happening. Elections do matter. Just ask the white supremacists.
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lol!
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The pics of Anthony Weiner are my favorite.
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LMAO!
Love it.
So many, like, smart people, so little time… 😉
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$Amen$ BTW, we’re f**ked. 🙂
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Yes, yes we are.
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Well, I’ve always wanted to learn Russian. 🙂
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HA!
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😀
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That’s it, I’ve just decided I don’t ever want to be like, a smart person. You have at it Donny, China will help.
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Yeah, it’s gonna be bad, real bad.
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I don’t want to be like a smart person. I will settle with being smart myself
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Too bad there weren’t more “smart people” voting …
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Right. Far too many “like smart people” voted. We are SO f**ked!
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