Trump: Sexually Desired By 97% Of White Males
Out Of The Closet City, Oklahoma. A study released today by the University of Chicago shows that 97% of white males find Donald Trump sexually attractive. “It’s truly amazing,” said Professor Beverly Pinkbottom, head of the survey department at the University of Chicago. “I was expecting a few of the white males we surveyed for this study to be sexually attracted to Trump, I mean, come on, just look at the guy, but not 97% of them. Most of the men we interviewed had considered themselves to be strictly heterosexual before becoming infatuated with the manliness and sexual prowess of Donald Trump. One man, who I’ll call Teddy Tinkelberry, said this to me about him: ‘The man is THE man. THE Donald. My willy simply tingles all over when I see his orange face speaking on TV. What he’s saying isn’t important. It’s how sexy and beautifully he says it. The man is SO gorgeous, I simply can not control the primal craving I have for him to ravage me like the weak-kneed bottom I’ve become.'”
Professor Pinkbottom then went on to say, “What I’ve concluded from Mr. Tinkelberry’s statement, and others like it, is that Donald Trump was elected President, not because of his promise to end the economic suffering of down-trodden white males, but because of the deep, latent, homosexual desires he awoke in them. Trump’s boyish charm and powerful sexual aura were simply too much for even the staunchest “heterosexual” white male to resist. It truly is amazing what we learn from these surveys, is it not?”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
The world is heading towards rs an apocalypse. There was a post sometime back about stereotypes in American movies. It said according to Hollywood, aliens, catastrophes and other disasters have a special interest in only attacking America. I laughed at it back then….but now I woke up to it.
I wrote an article about Trump too , on a light note
https://wordpress.com/post/onehotmiss.wordpress.com/456
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Well ‘lying Ted’ even looks like he is onside here:
Well I mean to say, what is there not to love?
I think it is all in the hands:
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I hear the orange is rubbing off tRump’s ass from all the Republicans kissing it so often.
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That pic alone makes me want to vomit
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The guy is disgusting.
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I have stopped trying to understand people. I have come to the conclusion that most of them are crazy. There is no other explanation for this revolting human being’s victory.
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Well, Vladimir Putin helped out, as did the FBI. Once we start the war with China that tRump wants, maybe then they’ll regret it. Maybe, but I doubt it.
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I have my doubts as well
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I knew a guy who claimed every male was gay, all they needed to do was meet him. I never cared for the guy and definitely disagreed with his claim. He was not even that good looking. But he really did think that any guy he fancied could be his if he wanted it to be. He seemed as arrogant and delusional as tRump. Hugs
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I’ve a feeling tRump wouldn’t like me saying he brings out the “gay” in every man with his dashing good looks and beaming personality. I gotta tell ya, I truly despise this guy and the dimwitted idjits who voted for him against their own best interests. Idjits I tellz ya!
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I agree. I just don’t know what to do to bring them into the current century. Hugs
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Hell, they’re living in an entire alternate universe.
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I’m so thankful to be among the 3%!
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I’ll bet.
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You, my friend, are in a class of your own
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That’s what she said.
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She was right
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She’s a wise lady.
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Wisdom or is it truth, they say is a woman
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Kinda both I’d say.
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Consider me in the 3% and sometimes the 1%.
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I’m with the three percent. He’s a fucking fat ass turn off…
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Oh, forgot to mention, the other 3% in the study were “undecided.” tRump’s male supporters are deeply in love with him. Those who see him for the sick fat ass he is, like you, are sickened by him. I’m in the 1% that vomits when I see or hear him. I despise this guy.
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I’m in the 1% as well – HOW can anybody NOT be?
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I know, right?
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“THE Donald”? You know, of course, who uses that term quite frequently on my blog. Hmmmmm. What should we assume from this? 😀
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Him and 97% of the other white guys who love him. Yeah, SoM is quite the pistol. Rude, insulting, angry, and boy, can that guy project his own stuff onto others. Perfect tRump supporter.
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