“I would kwill a wabbit, but nevwer gwbag a pussy witout consent,” says Elmer Fudd
Palm-To-Pussy Village, Ohio. Elmer Fudd, of Warner Bros. cartoon fame, said today that he and Donald Trump have been falsely accused of grabbing women by the pussy without their consent simply because they’re stars. ” It’s totawy rididwoulous,” Mr. Fudd said earlier today. “I would nevewer gwag a wady by her pussy if she didn’t want me to. And Mr. Twump wouldn’t eithewer. Hillawy Cwinton and her evil followers are da ones saying dis. Donald Twump is awesome ‘n he wuvs Aemrwica! I will shoot to death anyone who disagwees wit dis. So sayeth me, Elmew Fudd, Bugs Bunny’s # one nemesis. Scwuw wiberals! An’ scwuw doze who hate Donwald Twrump!” We at The Arm Chair Pontificator would like to thank Mr. Fudd for offering an opinion that reflects the belief of 98% of Americans. Donald Trump is America’s man, and Donald Trump will be America’s leader as of 11/09/16. God bless America, and God bless Donald Trump. $Amen$
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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Will do.
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They’re definitely both victims. Glad they’ve got you to set the record straight!
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Indeed. Poor guys.
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I always thought Fudd was a little creepy. Now I know why 🙂
Put the gun down Fudd! You might hurt yourself!
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Shhh! Be berry, berry qwuiet! I’m hunting kitties!
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Hahaha
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While the only exsperance with pussys is to entice them to jump into my lap, stroke them and then feed them the treats they want in as much quantity as I can at the time. OH my Gods.. that sounds really bad doesn’t it? Oh well in my defence I must say they want it. Yes they do , they beg for it. They cry to get into my lap, they demand I give the hand treatment rubs, and even after they are even more vocal about wanting the “treats”. What am I to do, I am only human, I am only a man. When the pussys demand it I must respond, I have no choice , right? Great post my friend, the world needs to know this. Hugs
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$Amen$ I once had pussies, too, but, they scratched the fuck outta me when I gave them dry instead of wet food. God bless the pussies and the wet food they crave.
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You are a God Sir ! Hugs
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So sayeth my pussies. $Amen$
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With such an endorsement, Elmer… I mean, Donald, can’t lose. He may not get “elected” but he can’t lose. How can you lose what you don’t have? And Trump is everything he isn’t and doesn’t have.
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Trump is America: A spoiled brat who believes he’s entitled to all he wants. Trump: America’s Man Because He Represents America! $Amen$
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Everyone knows, you’re supposed to pat, not grab.
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Pat and gently finger; then it’s fine. Otherwise, it’s assault and offensive. So sayteth Donald Trump and the campaign to save America. $Amen$
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Hahahahaha
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😀
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