Savage Danish Aborigines
Chicago, Illinois. A group of savage, beast-like, Danish aborigines was spotted today terrorizing people in Downtown Chicago. “They were hideous,” said eyewitness William Handsonbutt. “I saw them as I was crossing the street near the Water Tower Place, and, when I made eye contact with them, they let out a wild yelp before making frightening gestures at me with their fingers. Their faces were covered in some sort of war paint and, by the horrid sound of their cries, I knew they were out for American blood. Luckily I was a sprinter for my high school sprinting team and, thus, was able to quickly run away before they could tear me limb from limb. I beseech anyone else who sees them to notify the authorities immediately and to stay as far away from these twisted, subhuman creatures as possible. Danish aborigines on the streets of Chicago. What’s next, Swedish aborigines in New York?”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Wow! I’m glad you warned me, because every once in awhile I need my Chicago-Evanston fix and will head back East.
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Along the Evanston/Chicago border a lot of Norwegians live. They’re a pretty violent and insane group, AND they talk funny. So, be careful when going from Chicago to Evanston.
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The savages! 😂
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Total brutes.
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😀
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I love Swedish fish
There my favorite gummies
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I do too.
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Hope everyone is safe from this invasion
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As do I.
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You had me at the title 🙂
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Those Danish aborigines will do that to you.
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The Danish ones are the worst. The worst, I tellz ya!
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$Amen$
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“There hasn’t been a decent Dane since Hamlet died.”- but there have been many Great Danes 😛 Including Eric Dane.
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Also, Danish pastries are damned delicious so there’s that. I’m still greatly prejudiced against Danish people however, just because.
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The smell of herring?
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By golly, that’s it!
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Let’s build a giant seawall around Denmark, Greenland, and the Faroe Islands to keep those subhuman monsters out of America!
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Great idea. There hasn’t been a decent Dane since Hamlet died.
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