Jill Stein Says Election Rigged

Green Party Presidential Candidate, Jill Stein

Green Party Presidential Candidate, Dr. Jill Stein

New York, New York.  Green Party Presidential nominee, Jill Stein said today that the 2016 Presidential election is rigged.  “Damn straight it is,” Dr. Stein said earlier.  “Look, either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will win this election.  Special interest groups, large corporations, and the static two-party American political system make it impossible for anyone BUT a Republican or a Democrat to win.  That’s as rigged as it gets, and it sucks.  So, here’s what’s gonna happen.  If I lose on November 8th, I will not accept the result.  I, and my dozens of followers, will stage a violent uprising that will make the French Revolution seem like a schoolyard brawl by comparison.  We will seize control of the U.S. Government and have both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered on the front lawn of the White House.  It’s time for the people to take back America.  Revolution was good enough for George Washington, and, god dammit, it’s good enough for me.  Vote Stein on November 8th. Or else.”

51 thoughts on “Jill Stein Says Election Rigged

  1. To be fair, Trump didn’t say he definitely wouldn’t accept the result, he ended with “I’ll keep you in suspense” – what a fuckwit!


  2. Have your politicians picked up bad habits from African scumbags I mean politicians. Every election is rigged unless they win and even then it is still rigged!


  3. Fuckin’ A and damn straight! As of right now I’m stocking up another possum skin full of dry black powder. And, just in case that’s not enough to make a point, I’m also ironing my red bandana and getting a Joan of Arc haircut. Should I add moccasins to that? I think I better. I mean, we mean to be taken seriously when we hang our new flag on the Washington monument.


  4. Sadly, the election has been a rigged game for a long, long time


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