10.12.16
by

Alt-Right Halloween Costumes

Just in time for Halloween, the Alt-Right movement has revealed some wonderful costumes that can be purchased at whiteismyfavoritecolor.com for just 56.77 each.  Help make the white race proud again.  Buy an Alt-Right costume this Halloween.  The proceeds of every purchase go to the David Duke School For Gifted White Kids located in sunny Palm Springs, California.

1.)

This baby is called "The Wall" and is sure to scare the hell out of every undocumented Mexican near you when you wear it. Help keep America white. Buy, and wear, "The Wall" costume this Halloween!

This first costume is called “The Wall” and it’s sure to scare the hell out of every undocumented Mexican near you when you wear it.  Help to terrify undocumented Mexicans on Halloween this year by buying, and wearing, “The Wall”.   Real Americans everywhere will be glad you did.

2.)

We call this gem the "KKK Lives Matter, Too, Mother Fucker" costume. If you've always dreamed of anonymously burning crosses on the lawns of black people, then this is most definitely the Halloween costume for you.

We call this gem the “KKK Lives Matter, Too, Mother Fucker”.  If you’ve always dreamed of anonymously burning crosses on the lawns of black people in the middle of the night, then this is most definitely the Halloween costume for you.

3.)

These babies are called "Pussy Grabbin' Mitts". They're designed for the discriminating man who wishes to grab pussy this Halloween without the worry of leaving your DNA on the women whose pussies you grab. *A word of caution: If you buy, and use, these mitts be certain to have plenty of Tics Tacs on you. It's our experience that while women love having their pussies grabbed by strange men, they abhor bad breath.

These cuties are called “Pussy Grabbin’ Mitts”. They’re designed for the discriminating man who wishes to grab pussy this Halloween without the worry of leaving your DNA on the women whose pussies you grab.   *A word of caution: If you buy, and use, these mitts be certain to have plenty of Tics Tacs on you.  It’s our experience that while women love having their pussies grabbed by strange men, they abhor bad breath.

4.)

This one's called, "The U.S. President". If you dream of becoming President one day so you can imprison your political rivals, then this is the costume for you. It's modeled after the suit Donald Trump wears to bed every night, and you'll never feel more powerful and self-righteous than when you wear it.

This one’s called, “The U.S. President”.  If you dream of becoming President one day so you can imprison your political rivals, then this is the costume for you. It’s modeled after the suit Donald Trump wears to bed every night, and you’ll never feel more powerful and self-righteous than when you wear it.

5.)

Lastly, we have "The Beauty Pageant Owner" costume. Put this baby on and feel free to walk backstage at any beauty pageant you chose. If you're questioned by anyone, simply say, "I own this pageant, and that allows me to, like a doctor, closely examine all of its contestants whenever I so desire." Freedom to see women and girls of all ages is your when you wear the "Beauty Pageant Owner" costume on Halloween.

Lastly, we have “The Beauty Pageant Owner” costume.  Put this baby on and feel free to walk backstage at any beauty pageant you chose whenever the hell you want.  If you’re questioned by anyone, simply say, “I own this pageant, and that allows me to, like a doctor, closely examine all of its contestants whenever I so desire.” Freedom to see women and girls of all ages in various stages of undress is yours whenever you wear the “Beauty Pageant Owner” costume.

33 thoughts on “Alt-Right Halloween Costumes”

  1. i meant to ask…where can we old white right-wingnuts order the “pussy grabbing mitts”? continue…

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  5. Oh my gosh, I’ve had the KKK costume for years. I just thought it was a ghost costume. No wonder people kept looking at me funny and running away. I just thought “wow this is one great ghost outfit!”

    The alt right is a disgusting segment of our society. This disgust runs backwards all the way to what you might call “standard” republicans.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  6. I always walk around in my KKK-outfit, just to scare off my neighbours.

    Liked by 2 people

    Reply

  8. Hello great and kind one. On number three, the pussy grabbing mitts. I should note they are also great at getting shedding cat hair off your pet or out of the shower drain. Also used at night in bed with the lights off you can use them and convince your bed partner that it was your cat that put those scratches there. Thanks for sharing such an important house hold tool. Hugs

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  9. Lol. If you want to be the wall, does a Mexican have to buy it for you?

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  10. You stay on the cutting edge
    You never disappoint
    Sheldon

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

Comments can be left for free, but cost $7.50 to take.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.