Just in time for Halloween, the Alt-Right movement has revealed some wonderful costumes that can be purchased at whiteismyfavoritecolor.com for just 56.77 each. Help make the white race proud again. Buy an Alt-Right costume this Halloween. The proceeds of every purchase go to the David Duke School For Gifted White Kids located in sunny Palm Springs, California.
This first costume is called “The Wall” and it’s sure to scare the hell out of every undocumented Mexican near you when you wear it. Help to terrify undocumented Mexicans on Halloween this year by buying, and wearing, “The Wall”. Real Americans everywhere will be glad you did.
We call this gem the “KKK Lives Matter, Too, Mother Fucker”. If you’ve always dreamed of anonymously burning crosses on the lawns of black people in the middle of the night, then this is most definitely the Halloween costume for you.
These cuties are called “Pussy Grabbin’ Mitts”. They’re designed for the discriminating man who wishes to grab pussy this Halloween without the worry of leaving your DNA on the women whose pussies you grab. *A word of caution: If you buy, and use, these mitts be certain to have plenty of Tics Tacs on you. It’s our experience that while women love having their pussies grabbed by strange men, they abhor bad breath.
This one’s called, “The U.S. President”. If you dream of becoming President one day so you can imprison your political rivals, then this is the costume for you. It’s modeled after the suit Donald Trump wears to bed every night, and you’ll never feel more powerful and self-righteous than when you wear it.
Lastly, we have “The Beauty Pageant Owner” costume. Put this baby on and feel free to walk backstage at any beauty pageant you chose whenever the hell you want. If you’re questioned by anyone, simply say, “I own this pageant, and that allows me to, like a doctor, closely examine all of its contestants whenever I so desire.” Freedom to see women and girls of all ages in various stages of undress is yours whenever you wear the “Beauty Pageant Owner” costume.