Nobel Committee Has Sent Assassins To Kill Me

This Dude Was Sent To Kill Me

This Dude Was Sent To Kill Me

I’ve not been able to post this week because the Nobel Prize Committee has sent several ninjas and assassins to kill me.  Thus, I’ve been hiding out in the woods of Michigan with some pizza, some beer, and a few comic books.   I sent boxes of live fire ants to each member of the Nobel Committee because they continually refuse to give me my self-awarded Nobel Prize.  Apparently, they did not like being bitten by the fire ants I sent them, so they hired professionals to kill me.  Once this blows over, which hopefully will be any day now cause I’m running outta pizza and beer, I’ll post regularly again.  Thanks for reading, and please, if you see any ninjas or assassins, don’t tell them where I am.

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30 thoughts on “Nobel Committee Has Sent Assassins To Kill Me

  1. That pesky nobel Prize Committee! They just won’t give up, will they? That nobel prize is so obviously yours…do you think they feel threatened by your superior genius? 😉 Must say though, I would love to be hiding out in the woods for a few days with nothing to do but read comics and eat pizza = bliss 😀

  2. Well…the one thing about being on the run, by yourself, with beer and pizza as your only food sources, you are the only one who has to smell the farts! Hey, beer and pizza farts might be effective weapons against ninjas. Lemme know how this all works out 🙂

  3. I saw some running
    I asked them were they going
    They yell the woods of Michigan
    I told them to stop for some pizza
    They said they couldn’t cause they were in a rush
    I haven’t seen them since
    Ooops my mistake

  4. Perhaps the Nobel Prize Committee should take over running the UN?

  5. Good news !!! I normally charge 4X the normal price for beer going to the woods. However for you , on carry out only , I will reduce the over charge to only 2X the normal price. For a short time as ninjas are rather good but I have heard they can’t track through day old pizza smell. Oh can you do me a favor.. if they get you don’t mention the discount. I charge 6X the normal beer price for ninjas hiding in the woods. Hugs

  6. Damnable ninjas! If you need to borrow a Superhero to deal with them, just let me know Sir.

  7. Your secret is safe.

  8. I absolutely PROMISE (hand held high) not to offer any clues (like discarded pizza boxes, beer bottles, & used comic books) as to your hiding place.

    P.S. They should be ashamed of themselves for denying you this prize. You, of all people, know how worthy you are!

  9. Hopefully you weren’t after the Nobel PEACE prize because sending a box of live fire ants would not have been the way to go…;-)

    Happy hiding out! I’ll keep mum about your whereabouts. Hopefully you have a tent and a sleeping bag with you?

  10. Can we refer them to this post?

  11. Those sneaky, socialist Swedes…

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