Obama To Revoke Second Amendment And Ban All Firearms

President Obama Revoking The Second Amendment

President Obama Revoking The Second Amendment

Washington, D.C.   In one of his final acts as President, Barack Obama today revoked the Second Amendment and banned all private ownership of firearms.   In addition, President Obama said he will use every branch of the U.S. Military to remove every gun from every household in America starting tomorrow at 6AM EST.  Anyone failing to comply with this Presidential decree will be summarily executed on the spot.  Anyone attempting to hide a gun or guns, will be summarily executed on the spot.   Lastly, anyone complaining about any of this will be summarily executed on the spot.   Thanks for your time, and may God bless America.

22 thoughts on “Obama To Revoke Second Amendment And Ban All Firearms

  1. It would be quite a spectacle, if this were to happen. I imagine the gun owners would fight back. With the guns. A lot of people from both sides with get tiny holes on their foreheads and chests.

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  2. Decisive , I like people who are decisive. Hugs

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  3. You have been watching Faux News again, haven’t you? How many times have I told you to stay away from that shithole? 😉 It will rot your brain and turn you into a conservative R.

    JZ has a good idea. And wow, SEALS taking on rednecks would make great reality TV.

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  4. Where can I hide my loaded peashooter? On second thoughts, don’t tell me …

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  5. This would be drama, high drama

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  6. Do you mean to imply that BO is capable of doing something proactive? Who would’a thunked it.

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  7. Just make bullets $5,750 each.

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  8. Swimming in Orson’s Well 😀

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