Coming This Christmas, Alt-Right Talking Plush Toys

Swastika Village, Texas.    Do you have trouble finding Christmas gifts for your racist pals in the Alt-Right movement?   Are you an Alt-Right member yourself who feels discriminated against because there are no toys marketed toward white supremacists?  Well, your worries are over.   Just in time for Christmas, the All Colors Are Great As Long As They’re White Toy Company is releasing several new Alt-Right talking plush toys designed to make white supremacists of all ages giddy with joy.  These toys are only $9.99 a piece, and if you order one now, you’ll get a free, Trump May Be Orange, But We Love Him Any Way t-shirt absolutely free.   Here are pics of the toys along with the phrases they’ll say when you, or your racist kids, squeeze them.

1.)

Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler's masterpiece, Mein Kampf in it's entirety.

Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler’s masterpiece, Mein Kampf in its entirety.

2.)

Every time you squeeze Whitey The Cats tummy he says, "Meow! This cookie I'm eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico."

Every time you squeeze Whiteness The Cat’s tummy he says, “Meow! This cookie I’m eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico.”

 

3.)

Pick up any member of The Snow White family and give 'em a squeeze. When you do, you'll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) "We're smilin' cause we're white 'n we're proud." 2.) "It's great to not be black." 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls." 4.) "Jesus was white; that's why he loves us and hates you."

Pick up any member of The Snow White Family and give ’em a squeeze. When you do, you’ll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) “We’re smilin’ cause we’re white ‘n we’re proud.” 2.) “It’s great to not be black.” 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls.” 4.) “Jesus was white; that’s why he loves us and hates brown people.”

Order yours now while supplies last at http://www.luvwhites.com

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17 thoughts on “Coming This Christmas, Alt-Right Talking Plush Toys

  1. hahahaha…scary true. continue…

  2. It’s such a shame coz they’re actually quite cute!

  3. You take care of everyone it seems.

  4. Looks to me that all of those toys (while already ideally suited for the target audience) could use some accessories. For instance all of them could easily wear a nice white conical hat. They could also wear Nazi pins. The $$ is in accessories man! (Each sold separately)

    BTW another great post!

  5. Wow what a money making concept. Guinness …I mean genius. Are there still investment opportunities available. Sadly I am all out of white money, all I have is red, some brown, and a few blue and yellow orangey notes. See I am only allowed the money I can snitch from the monopoly game when no one is looking. I have found it won’t buy much, most retailers turn me away ( and call the hospital care home on me again ) I suspect because it is colored money. I don’t know why they won’t take it, I have seen them take the green colored ones all the time. Let me know how much of an exchange rate there is so I can snatch some more if needed. As always a loyal reader who salutes you. 😉 Hugs

  6. Does it all come with SP 4,000 sunblock? I don’t want a skint of colour on me.

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