I Tried This Once, But The Rock Rolled Back Over Me And I Spent 3 Weeks In Hospital
1.) I’ve been trying to get a divorce, but since I’m not married, I’m finding it hard to do.
2.) I’m trying to become mayor of a small town in Mexico, any small Mexican town will do, but since I don’t speak Spanish, I’m finding it difficult to do.
3.) I’m trying to build a particle accelerator in my studio apartment, but I’m finding it hard to do because I don’t have enough room.
4.) I’m trying to start a career as a porn star by touting myself as The Stud With The 15″ Penis, but since my penis is only 5 and one half inches, I’m finding it difficult to do.
5.) I’m trying to come up with ten of these but I’m finding it hard to do, so I’ll end here.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hahaha
You lazy bugger, you could have gone to 10 if you really wanted to 😉
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That’s what she said.
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😂
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I tried hard not to laugh but I obviously failed finding it gloriously fun to do!! 😆
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😀
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Congrats on the blog growth btw. You totally deserve it!! 😀
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Thanks. 😀
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Much like wine, your humor just gets better! (If that’s even possible.) 😀
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Why, thank you kindly.
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I am trying not to laugh at these but I am finding it hard to do
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🙂
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Emojis will give you finger cancer 😁
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Indeed. 😀
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Have you tried going with irreconcilable differences with yourself for #1?
For #2 marry a Mexican, she can translate, and then you can also achieve #1 at some point in the future 🙂
#3 you simply need to build a smaller particle accelerator.
#4 Honestly if I had a porn star pecker I’m not sure what I’d do with it lol.
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Good advice.
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Clearly you are qualified to run for president! Give that a try.
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I’m trying, but I’m finding it difficult to do.
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I’m still trying to herd cats.
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Hard task. I’ve been trying it, but I’m finding it difficult to do. I’ve got the scratches to prove it.
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Crazy funny! “… but I’m finding it difficult to do.” – what a punchline! Better copyright that sucker or else some starving comic is gonna steal it! 🙂
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You’re right.
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Actually, I’m a starving comic. 🙂
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I’m trying to reason why I’d want to do any of these things but I’m finding it difficult to do.
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I’m finding it difficult why you wouldn’t want to do them. 🙂
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This sounds about rite
I’m sure you could buy your way into a small town in Mexico
But wait you probably need backing
Don’t tell me the answer let me guess
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I could borrow the money from my mom.
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