Things I’m Having A Hard Time Doing

I Tried This Once, But The Rock Rolled Back Over Me And I Spent 3 Weeks In Hospital

I Tried This Once, But The Rock Rolled Back Over Me And I Spent 3 Weeks In Hospital

1.) I’ve been trying to get a divorce, but since I’m not married, I’m finding it hard to do.

2.) I’m trying to become mayor of a small town in Mexico, any small Mexican town will do, but since I don’t speak Spanish, I’m finding it difficult to do.

3.) I’m trying to build a particle accelerator in my studio apartment, but I’m finding it hard to do because I don’t have enough room.

4.) I’m trying to start a career as a porn star by touting myself as The Stud With The 15″ Penis, but since my penis is only 5 and one half inches, I’m finding it difficult to do.

5.) I’m trying to come up with ten of these but I’m finding it hard to do, so I’ll end here.

 

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26 thoughts on “Things I’m Having A Hard Time Doing

  1. Hahaha
    You lazy bugger, you could have gone to 10 if you really wanted to πŸ˜‰

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  2. I tried hard not to laugh but I obviously failed finding it gloriously fun to do!! πŸ˜†

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  3. I am trying not to laugh at these but I am finding it hard to do

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  4. Have you tried going with irreconcilable differences with yourself for #1?

    For #2 marry a Mexican, she can translate, and then you can also achieve #1 at some point in the future πŸ™‚

    #3 you simply need to build a smaller particle accelerator.

    #4 Honestly if I had a porn star pecker I’m not sure what I’d do with it lol.

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  5. Clearly you are qualified to run for president! Give that a try.

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  6. I’m still trying to herd cats.

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  7. Crazy funny! “… but I’m finding it difficult to do.” – what a punchline! Better copyright that sucker or else some starving comic is gonna steal it! πŸ™‚

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  8. I’m trying to reason why I’d want to do any of these things but I’m finding it difficult to do.

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  9. This sounds about rite
    I’m sure you could buy your way into a small town in Mexico
    But wait you probably need backing
    Don’t tell me the answer let me guess

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