Here are 10 things I’ve learned recently.
1.) I do not have the power of 50 men in my right arm.
2.) I should not jump off garage roofs for fun.
3.) Skunks do not like to be cuddled.
4.) Placing one’s hand into a mound of fire ants has very painful consequences.
5.) Tequila is not for snorting.
6.) Women do not find it sexy that I can eat 12 jelly donuts at once.
7.) A good way to lose friends is by putting tiger balm in their jocks.
8.) Spitting cobras are not good pets for the elderly.
9.) Calling large, muscular dudes in the gym sissy-boys is a bad idea.
10.) Riding horses naked through large metropolitan areas in subzero weather impresses no one.