Penelope Prickle
Chicago, Illinois. A 76-year-old Chicago woman named Penelope Prickle is claiming she lost her mind this morning while using the restroom in a local Target store. “I’m not talking figuratively here,” Ms. Prickle said earlier. “I went to the restroom at Target, and when I came out, I immediately noticed my head felt about 3 pounds lighter than when I went in. I instantly knew I’d literally lost my mind, aka, my brain, somewhere in that restroom. This has happened to me before. Once, while at a Cubs game, I noticed my mind had slipped from my head. Luckily, it had fallen into the lap of the guy sitting next to me, and he returned it. This time, however, I’ve been unable to locate it. I looked everywhere in that bathroom, and I can’t find it. I’m starting to wonder if it didn’t fall into the toilet whilst I was wiping myself, and I inadvertently flushed it away. I’m hoping that’s not the case and a cleaning person finds it and returns it to lost and found. It’s hard walking around without a mind. If anyone comes across it, please email me at penelopeprick.l@gmail.com and I’ll come get it. Thanks, and have a pleasant day.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
That pic is EVERYTHING! 😀
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I thought so, too.
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My mind ran away! I was watching stuff on the internet when my mind started swearing, saying some rather not nice stuff about my eyes and other body parts, and ran away. The last I heard from it as it went out the door was something about a circus being a better job than the inside of my head. Ungrateful snot! Hugs
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Mine did the same thing.
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Sooo… I guess she is voting for Trump then?
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If she doesn’t find her mind (that rhymed!) she might.
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With your a 750million viewers per day, you don’t fear the mails might be a little too many?
I sympathize with her and hope she gets her mind back
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As do I.
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When I lose my mind, I want to look like that!
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She’s a looker, is she not?
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Ooops, lose
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Fixed. I make that mistake constantly. Also their, they’re, and there I mix up a lot.
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Yless Bou
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Imperious Rex!
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Considering our short little attention spans, who needs a mind?
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True. Wait, who are you again?
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I forgot.
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Forgot what? What was the question? Ah, to be an American!
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I’ve been mindless most of my adult life
They had to put a chip in my neck so that I wouldn’t get lost
Now I just keep the operators manual around in case something goes wrong
Great post
I frequent target a lot let you know if I find anything
Target has everything
Maybe a replacement could work
I’m too old for replacement parts
Pip pip cheerio
And all of that sort of rock
S d Bean
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I’ve not had a mind for 45 years, and I get by just fine. At least I think I do, but, without a mind, it’s hard to tell. 🙂
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