Holocaust Deniers Now Saying WW2 Never Happened

Professor Walter Witless Of Trump University

Professor Walter Witless Of Trump University

Ya Gots Ta Be Kiddin’ City, Ohio.     Hundreds of Holocaust deniers, lead by Professor Walter Witless of Trump University, are now claiming that WW2 never happened and was, instead, a conspiracy of lies started by F.D.R., Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Humphrey Bogart to create jobs for Jewish movie producers in Hollywood.   “Look, man,” Professor Witless said earlier, “ain’t it obvious?   Where the hell would Hollywood movies be without the myth of WW2?  WHERE?  Non-existent, that’s where.  Jewish producers in Hollywood, during the late 30’s and early 40’s, were going bankrupt because no one was going to see their movies.   This is an absolute fact which can be verified very easily if you simply believe everything I’m saying without question.   So, what happened is this.  F.D.R., Clinton, Obama, and Bogart, all Jews, BTW, got the editors of every major newspaper  in the world together, and, at gun point, threatened to shoot them dead if they did not write that a world war was going on and a maniac named Hitler was killing Jews in Europe.   Fearing for their lives, they did as they were told.  And, bravo, WW2 was created with one of the greatest villains in history to dominate it, Adolph Hitler.  I mean, COME ON!  No one in real life could ever be as grotesquely evil as that guy.   Needless to say, after this fiction was created and sold to the world as real, the movie business began to boom as movie after movie about it was made and sold to an eagerly awaiting public.  This goes on in Hollywood to this day.   So. as you can now deduce, since WW2 actually never happened, how could any Jews have been killed in it?  They couldn’t have.   The Holocaust never happened because WW2 never happened.  I rest my well-argued case.  Have a pleasant day.”

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4 thoughts on “Holocaust Deniers Now Saying WW2 Never Happened

  1. There are guys like that out there, actually convinced with the bullshit they spew too, ugh!
    As usual, love your choice of name: Walter Witless of Trump University – the attention to details is so important 😀

  2. Why would I want to eliminate global warming on Venus? Venus is the proof God exist! The planet is the very location of christian hell…

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