Trump’s Hero, Adolf Hitler
Cleveland, Ohio. Soon to be President, Donald Trump, today cited Adolf Hitler, many times, as he proudly accepted the Republican nomination for the presidency of the United States. “Now that I have been nominated as the future President of America, I must quote my hero, Adolf Hitler, because he is simply amazing.” Herr Trump said earlier. “Here’s a quote of his I particularly love: ‘Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.’ I, your Lord and Master, Donald Trump, say this is the way to obliterate our enemy, Hillary Clinton, completely. Whose ideas, my Republican friends, are better to help lead my cause to create a just, white America than Adolf Hitler’s? He’s one of the greatest white people to have ever lived. I LOVE him, and I know, in my heart, you do too. Also remember, my white Republican brothers and sisters, this other great quote from Hitler: ‘Great liars are also great magicians.’ I am THE greatest liar who’s ever lived, all of you who vote for me accept this. My lies would give Hitler himself a hard-on. Thus, continue to do what you’re doing and accept every thing I say to you as true. It helps me that you do, and, for that, I, and my idol, Adolf Hitler, thank you. Seig Heil, my Republican friends, and I thank all of you for helping to make America white, Christian, and non-gay once again.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Those who forget the past are condemned to relive it. That’s where we are America!
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Indeed we are.
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Surely, this is lifted verbatim from one of his draft speeches
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I think Nixon gave the same speech back in the 60’s.
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“Smack!” That was the sound of another one leaving the ball park.
I have been watching the RNC with much distaste, I haven’t seen so many lies, wishful thinking, hate, and blind devotion since the last time I went to church.
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I know. It’s disgusting.
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You missed something in your tRump speech … the word AMAZING! (Example: Here’s a[n AMAZING] quote of his I particularly love”)
C’mon, Divine, you’re slipping up.
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That’s amazingly true.
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Does Hitler approve of Mr Trump? Or is he in fact a pawn of the Jews to destroy Germany once again (in H’s opinion)?
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Hard to tell. these Republican types are NUTS!
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If I were Hitler, I wouldn’t want to be associated with those idiots…
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Very true.
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You sure don’t have any love for Drumpf
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Naw. I kinda dislike the guy. How can you tell?
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You get the most handsome photos for him 🙂
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Well, he is one handsome bloke.
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Have you seen this piece?
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
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Yes. Fascinating, is it not?
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Fascinating. Very.
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My cousin who has lived in London all her life and went through WW!! says Trumps sounds a lot like Hitler.
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He does, especially the rhetoric Hitler said during his rise in the 20’s and early 30’s. It’s exactly the same. Trump is a fascist in the model of Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Franco. What’s happening here with tRump is horrid. The world should quiver in its wake.
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