A Convention Of Really Smart People
Cleveland, Ohio. A poll was conducted this morning on the floor of the Republican National Convention asking attendees what day of the week they thought it was. “I wasn’t sure what kind of answers I was going to get,” said poll conductor, Sally B. Moist. “With the high level of intelligence most Republicans have, things like what day of the week it is often slip our minds. But, I’m proud to report, that 4 out of 10 of the Republicans I surveyed this morning were fairly certain today was Wednesday-that’s like what, 20 percent almost? Not bad, eh? This poll just goes to show you, Donald Trump is our nominee for President for a reason. We’re a bright group, and we’re hoping to pass our brilliance on to the rest of world this November when Donald Trump becomes our next President. Now, if I could just remember what year this was, I’d have a much easier time figuring out how old I am.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
ha! 🙂
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This gives me a lot of hope for the Republican Party! I was getting worried.
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I know. Bright group, eh?
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I feel like I need moderating, so I’m commenting. Now… what was I going to comment about? 4 out of 10 answered correctly? Hard to believe. Who could have thought there’d be so much intelligence at one Republican gathering?
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I agree. Thanks for accepting the deep scrutiny of moderation that this bog requires. $Amen$ Moderate, moderate, moderate! That’s what someone important once said, and, since it irritates religious folk, I’m gonna moderate til my willy falls off. $Amen$
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That “4 out of 10” survey might have been plagiarized.
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I’m sure it was.
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Meanwhile, this morning on CNN, Trump’s campaign manager Paul Manafort said that if Trump’s supporters feel it is Tuesday, they are right, and anyone who disagrees has another thing coming. He sounded persuasive.
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And the reporters just ate it up. Yes, this ALL would seem like satire if it weren’t so god damn real. Ugh!
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Yup.
Manafort makes my skin crawl. Like everyone from the Trump “organization.”
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They’re all truly horrid human beings.
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I thought it was a hoax invented by the Chinese!!??
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Could be. The Chinese are not American. Thus, they can not be trusted. 🙂
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That’s a pretty big number.
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That’s what she said.
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I would think so too.
She was a clever woman.
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That she was.
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