Darth Vader Says, “Vote For The Power Of The Dark Side! Vote For My Friend, Donald Trump!”
Xenophobe Valley, Texas. Donald Trump today announced that Darth Vader will speak on his behalf at this week’s Republican National Convention. “I’ve been friends with Lord Vader for many years, ” Mr. Trump said earlier. “He’s perhaps the greatest fascist I’ve ever known. His method of ruling the galaxy through threats, violence, and bullying has given me many hard-ons over the years. Thus, I’m absolutely ecstatic that he’s agreed to come to the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this week to tell Americans what a lovely, handsome, testosterone-filled, dictator I’d make as their President. I truly feel this is the final straw I need to completely devastate Hillary Clinton’s hope of defeating my magnificent self in November. I know most Americans simply can not wait to bow down before me and worship me as their lord, master, and President. Very soon now, this will be a reality. I’d like to thank Lord Vader in advance for what is sure to be an applause-inspiring speech, and I’d like to thank the American people for all of their support in elevating me, a white supremacist, misogynistic, racist blow-hard of a man to the highest office in the country. God bless you America, and may the Force be with you.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Darth will bring the much needed excitement to the convention floor.
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I’m just hoping his speech won’t be plagiarized. 🙂
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He may crib from Melania, though.
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Yes, he may. 🙂
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Apparently he spoke without his helmet on and looked remarkedly like Ted Cruz.
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That was a lovely speech. Great how these Republicans are at each others throats even at the RNC.
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Bruce Gerencser has a great post here with cartoons showing the relationship between Donald Trump and Christianity:
http://brucegerencser.net/2016/07/the-hypocrisy-of-evangelical-trump-voters-part-two/
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The lying hypocrisy that is Trump is truly amazing. Even more amazing is the blindness to this that his minions all seem to have. He’s a very dangerous man.
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The real challenge with satire is that reality is so bizarre:
http://time.com/4412925/sanders-fart-in-protest/
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Yes indeed. Reality is truly odder than fiction.
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”Donald …. I am NOT your father.”
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“But I AM your wife’s lover!”
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If you want a good laugh read the comments by Eliza as she justifies why Christians should vote for Trump.
https://holdingforthhisword.wordpress.com/2016/07/07/spiritual-battles/
The comment section is especially interesting where some other Christian folk rightly question the suitability of Donald Trump, but Eliza is having none of it.
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Talk about delusional. 🙂
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tRump cares as much for the “working class” person as vinegar does for baking soda, and his “Christian” beliefs are utter and total lies. That blog kinda burns one’s corneas when you read it. The amount of steaming nonsense emanating from it is toxic. 🙂
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Toxic indeed. I banned her from my blog a long while back because she couldn’t get off her preaching pedestal long enough to have a sane and sensible discussion.
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Her stuff is nauseating to read. The woman needs serious medication and/or a straight jacket.
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I think I will find time to watch Vader’s address
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Should be fun.
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Sissy boys can melt even he man hard hearts… 🙂 Hugs
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Luke proved that. The leftist pansy. 🙂
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Darth Vader… I did not know Dick Cheney and Trump were friends. 🙂 Hugs
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Oh, Cheney’s The Emperor himself.
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Sorry forgot that …hope the emperor wont have me thrown out the airlock or to a Sarlacc. Hugs
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But, wasn’t Vader just a stooge for Darth Sidious?
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He was pretty bad-ass himself until his sissified, liberal, pansy-ass of a son, Luke, convinced him otherwise.
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Damn, pinko hippies… lol!
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I know, right? Probably smokes pot, too, the libtard!
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