Darth Vader To Speak At This Week’s Republican National Convention

Darth Vader Says, "Vote For The Power Of The Dark Side! Vote For My Friend, Donald Trump!"

Darth Vader Says, “Vote For The Power Of The Dark Side! Vote For My Friend, Donald Trump!”

Xenophobe Valley, Texas.   Donald Trump today announced that Darth Vader will speak on his behalf at this week’s Republican National Convention.   “I’ve been friends with Lord Vader for many years, ” Mr. Trump said earlier.  “He’s perhaps the greatest fascist I’ve ever known.  His method of ruling the galaxy through threats, violence, and bullying has given me many hard-ons over the years.  Thus, I’m absolutely ecstatic that he’s agreed to come to the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this week to tell Americans what a lovely, handsome, testosterone-filled, dictator I’d make as their President.    I truly feel this is the final straw I need to completely devastate Hillary Clinton’s hope of defeating my magnificent self in November.   I know most Americans simply can not wait to bow down before me and worship me as their lord, master, and President.  Very soon now, this will be a reality.   I’d like to thank Lord Vader in advance for what is sure to be an applause-inspiring speech, and I’d like to thank the American people for all of their support in elevating me, a white supremacist, misogynistic, racist blow-hard of a man to the highest office in the country.  God bless you America, and may the Force be with you.”

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28 thoughts on “Darth Vader To Speak At This Week’s Republican National Convention

  1. Darth will bring the much needed excitement to the convention floor.

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  2. ”Donald …. I am NOT your father.”

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  3. I think I will find time to watch Vader’s address

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  4. Sissy boys can melt even he man hard hearts… 🙂 Hugs

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  5. Darth Vader… I did not know Dick Cheney and Trump were friends. 🙂 Hugs

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  6. But, wasn’t Vader just a stooge for Darth Sidious?

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