If you’re a Star Wars fan, or just a fan of good ole fashion CRAZY movies, you’re gonna love the newest film from TACP Studios: Donald Days And Jedi Knights. The film was written by, directed by, and stars, Donald Trump as Darth Narcissist, the biggest self-loving Dark Lord in the galaxy.
WATCH! As billionaire Darth Narcissist and his millions of mindless, white, minions, known lovingly as the Trumpettes, mock those weaker, poorer, less fortunate, and browner than they are.
CRINGE! As Darth Narcissist sweeps all the women in the film off their feet and seduces them with his beautiful, boyish good looks.
SHIVER! As you see Darth Narcissist use his conservative, and very expensive, custom-made, light sabre to slice to bits the last remaining hope for the Progressive movement in the galaxy, Obi-Bernie-Wan-Sanders.
VOMIT! As you realize this isn’t really a film, but news footage of what’s actually happening right now in America.
WEEP! As Darth Narcissist proclaims himself Emperor of the World for life and vows to euthanize any and all who question his greatness.
PAY! A whopping 25 dollars a ticket to see this film or risk the wrath Darth Narcissist himself.
GET! A free “Trump’s Ass Is Great-That’s Why I Kiss It” T-shirt with each ticket purchase while supplies last.
SEE! You all at the film’s premier on August 5th, 2016.