A Native American Wishes Happy Independence Day To America

Happy Independence Day, America.  Without you, my people would never have learned the meaning of the words reservation, vodka, smallpox, bingo, gambling casino, and genocide.   Thank you once again, and may the Great Spirit in the sky one day find the time to drop a fat, stinky shit on you.

Happy Independence Day, America. Without you, my people would never have learned the meaning of the words reservation, vodka, smallpox, bingo, gambling casino, and genocide. Thank you once again, and may the Great Spirit in the sky one day find the time to drop a fat, stinky shit on you.

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25 thoughts on “A Native American Wishes Happy Independence Day To America

  1. I believe those were the words (more or less) I said to a friend on the day

  2. I’m all for the Wednesday Addams version (albeit of Thanksgiving!) while at Camp Chippewa…

  3. I think I agree with him

  4. And yet what the country we were to become were learned from you… Oh so much. History shows we learned parts of our own hallowed constitution from the “natives that lived but must never be mentioned” and then those very leaders of our own goals we mowed down from life into death like so many coups in the past. Hugs

  5. What do I have to do to get sent back too? I’m in Canada, and I come from France, what are my chances of being deported back to India before Canada and America are Anschlussed and they become Canamerica or Americandada?

  6. I think he has a point.

  7. I’m with mikeesteeden, the title alone was epic.

    Just FYI the Great Spirit has gone out of its way to drop a stinky poo on my head on more that one occaision..

  8. ”Hey, Tonto, y’fancy playing Cowboys an Injuns?”

    ”Ah, fuck off, kemosabe”

  9. This post wouldn’t, by any chance, have been inspired by comments on my 4th of July post? 😉

  10. Yup

  11. The title said it all. Fine musings Sir.

    • Thank you kind sir. Hope you’re dealing well with the Brexit B.S. What a world that’s forming, eh? Can anyone say, pre-WW2 Europe?

    • Brexit! Scum of the earth. Reported racist attacks post the decision to leave EU up by 57% in just a few days…unreported attacks I expect take the total much, much more. Little Asian Muslim chum cab driver (born and bred in the UK) tyres slashed; Polish bird on the checkout at a supermarket asked if, ‘she’d purchased a ticket home yet’ before my very eyes (plainly I had ‘words’); my favourite café owner told to ‘fuck off home – sadly I was no there when this took place’. None of these, and these are the ones I (just little old me) am aware of ‘reported’. I no longer recognise this land as the one I once knew, and have declared myself ‘stateless’. Not anymore do I ‘buy British’ or acknowledge that some would name me ‘British’. If you are taking a holiday avoid this place like the fucking plague. Good on you Sir…keep up the good work on the side of the weaker ones.

    • $Amen$ Fuckin’ world has gone mad. Trump here, Brexit there. WTF?

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