Hi everyone. Flash here. I just thought I’d zip by and tell everyone about how awesome it is being able to run at the speed of light. In the time it took you to read the first word written here, I’ve peed, pooped, eaten a pizza, had sex with my girlfriend, and my other girlfriend, walked my dog, farted, belched, and looked through all your wallets to get an idea of who you, my loving fans, really are. Yep. Being fast as a mo’fo’ on crack is awesome. To wrap up, I’ll leave you with this last thought. I’m not really called the Flash because I’m fast. I’m called the Flash because, when I scamper around at light speed fighting crime, I’m almost always completely naked. I just LOVE being naked in public, and, because I am so friggin’ fast, none of the super villains I fight, and none of you, can see just how friggin’ naked I am. A more enjoyable, liberating life I can not imagine having. ‘Bye all. Gotta strip, run, and go fight some crime.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Put yer clothes on Ethyl!
If anyone gets that look me up and we can share some Geritol moments…
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OK, Fred.
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Too late! She looked! I thought I was the only one who knew those lyrics 🙂
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…and that was right after he said “don’t look Ethyl!”
I am glad you came along and “got it” Made my day 🙂
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Mine too!!
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My kind of hero. I just wish that when he’s in my bedroom naked he’d slow down a tad. I mean, how am I supposed to enjoy it if I don’t know it’s happening? This is even worse than “Wham, bam, see ya, mam!” So… what’s the upside, dude, I mean Flash? Tell me, is your enjoyment on par with your physical speed?
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The Flash redefines the meaning of the word quickie.
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Ipsum ieiunium penis?
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Very fast penis. So fast, you can hardly see it or know it’s there.
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Ha, ha… that is fast!
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Is that codpiece also a tattoo?
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Could be.
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My grandson is asking me, “What’s so funny, Nannie?”
Bahahahahahahahah!!
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🙂 Thanks for laughing.
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