Prince Charles Does The Darth Vader Choke Whilst Declaring War On America
Tea Land, England. Prince Charles today declared war on America and vowed to choke it dead in Darth Vader-like style. “The Yanks have yet to answer for the shite they pulled against Britain in the late 18th century,” Prince Charles said earlier. “They declared their independence from us and fought a bloody war against us with the help of our bitter enemies, the French, to achieve it. How dare they! I say, to hell with them! It’s time we British regain control of our petulant colonies by going over there and kicking some bloody Yankee ass. Let’s do to them what Darth Vader almost did to the Rebel Alliance: choke the bastards dead. I plan on invading America Thursday next. So, I expect the entire British military to be ready to die on my command on that day. God save the Queen!”
When asked for a comment on Prince Charles’ war declaration, British Prime Minister, David Cameron, had this to say: “Oh, that’s our Charles, silly and sometimes boisterous, but completely without power of any kind. Simply pay him no mind. He’ll soon forget all about this little tantrum and go back to being the nice granddaddy that he is.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Brilliant! 😀
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Thank you.
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Rest easy, US of Eh? I heard he called it off as his mum sent him to his room.
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Thank Jeebus.
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I think Charlie-boy is just plain bored that he has nothing to do, waiting for the crown from a mum that will likely just live on forever. Enjoy life like the rest of your siblings, Charlie, or we may have to put you in the naughty chair.
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Good ‘ole Charlie, eh?
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For a moment I almost went to check the news.
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You never know these days what’s true.
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Hard to tell my friend
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I think he’s related to Yoda… it’s the ears.
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I think you’re right. Actually, as Charles has aged, I think he looks much better. As a young man he looked like a stretched out, deformed Ken doll with excess plastic stuck on him for ears.
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He surely did… lol!
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Poor Diana, she had to sleep with his young, earful self. Yuck.
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Just have to keep the lights off and your eyes closed. 😉
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I guess so. 🙂
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I had wondered if they were still pissed about the whole independence thing. Now I know! Thank you oh mighty pontificator!
So what does one wear for a Thursday invasion? Formal? Casual? Or gym shorts? They are easy to moon with 😉
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James Bond-like suits.
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Well, that will be more trouble for mooning our adversary, but alright 🙂
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We’ll just have to cut the ass outta the pants to make mooning easier.
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Well that’s us screwed then, the military here in jolly ol’ Blighty consists of three SAS and a row boat these days. 😉
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Yeah, I’m not too worried about it. Have you heard about the awesome media set visit to the JL movie people went on last Friday? I’m super exited about it. Sounds incredible.
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I did, love the description of the rooftop scene with Commissioner Gordon and the JL. Oh, and the Flash – Bruce Wayne meet up… so cool!
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Yep. Super exciting.
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Wonder is we could ask him to start with tRump and his followers?
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Great idea.
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I would like the Duke of Edinburgh to say him “I am your father”…
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Now, that, I’d love to see.
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Who doesn’t? Good ol’ Prince Philip is more dart vader like than darth vader himself…
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That’s what I’ve heard. Not overly familiar with the guy, however. I take your word for it.
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That sounds brilliant!
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Well, as a member of the Commonwealth it looks like I`ll be at war with you next Thursday. Apologies in advance.
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Thanks.
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You won
t be thanking me after I do what Im ordered to do… 😉LikeLike
Oh, I’ll be waitin’ for ya my friend. I’ll be waitin. Just remember, we got us a ‘lil thing here called the 2nd amendment, and I gots me PLENTY of arms bein’ beared by me ‘n mine. BANG!
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“and vowed to choke it dead in Darth Vader-like style.” – Hahahahaha
esme being entertained upon the Cloud
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🙂
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