Once more, I find myself in deep agreement with perhaps the most brilliant mind of our time, Donald Trump. Trump wishes to place a ban on all Muslim immigration into the U.S. in order to “keep America safe from terror.” Well, I gotta admit, a better, more soundly thought out idea I’ve never heard. There are, however, two things that I think would make this brilliant idea even more brilliant.
1.) Let’s kick all Muslims who are currently in the U.S. out of it, and I mean all of them, regardless of whether or not they’re U.S. citizens. It’s the only real way we can know we’re safe from Islamic terror on our home soil. Anyone following a Holy Book and a god that preaches violence, hatred, revenge, and misogyny can not be trusted to be in America. How could any reasonable American disagree with this? They couldn’t. This, then, leads me to my second brilliance-increasing idea.
2.) Let’s kick out every Christian who currently resides in the U.S. and ban them from ever re-entering the country. Like Muslims, we simply can not trust Christians. They have a Holy Book filled with vile and disgusting commands from, essentially, the same god the Muslims follow. Christians have shown time and time again that their religion is a breeding ground for bigotry, pedophilia, murder, rape, revenge, and pure, unadulterated hatred. I certainly don’t feel safe around them. Do you? Of course you don’t. So, join with Donald Trump, and other highly intelligent Americans, in demanding Congress pass a law making the physical removal of all Christians and Muslims from the U.S. our number one priority. Only then will we be safe. Only then will we be able to say, finally, “We’ve won the war on terror! God bless America! And God bless freedom!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Nailed!
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Have you noticed this person is posting the same message on several blogs?
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Yes I have. I marked him as spam, which is what this garbage is. His is a right-wing Christian apologetics blog of gibberish. Kinda desperate, don’t ya think?
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Most definitely. But for some ya’ gotta’ do what ya’ gotta’ do (kinda’ like running naked in the streets for attention).
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Indeed.
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Yeah, but I believe in the bible. It is highly offensive and hateful.
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I agree. The bible is highly offensive and hateful.
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I was referring to the blog
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I’m referring to the bible. Thanks for stopping by.
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Then there’s all the stuff that Paul wrote, that part about “I do not permit a woman to teach, she has to remain subservient to her husband and learn from him at home, etc.” Then, of course there’s the book of Revelation, and why Hollywood hasn’t made a bloody hellish special effects movie (or a dozen of ’em) about it is a wonder. MOve over Sauron you pussy. When the Lamb of God (Jesus) comes a conquering, the blood on earth will rise to the horses’ bridles. Percentage-wise that last book makes the rest of the bible seem pretty civilized by comparison. This is the capper, definitely. Divine unconditional love… Ya gotta love it – if you’re a brain-dead, Christian fundamentalist with a penchant for voting Republican!
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Oh, yes, this is but a small sampling.
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Wow. I disagree.
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Would this only apply to True Christians tm?
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No. Anyone who says, “I’m Christian, or I’m kinda, maybe thinkin’ about becoming a Christian.” OUT! OUT! Out they must go! Unclean! Unsafe! Dangerous! Send the bastards to Canada and let them deal with ’em.
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As long as you don’t send them here …. otherwise we’ll send you Jacob Zuma … and his family. ALL of them.
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Well, he’d fit right in here. Perhaps he can be Trump’s VP. Wasn’t he accused of rape at one point? Amazing who people will elect to be their leaders.
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Oh yes indeedy, he was!
And after being severely reprimanded for not wearing a condom he claimed he showered immediately afterwards so it was okay.
On occasion, he is still parodied with a shower sprinkler on his head.
Probably the most corrupt Pres. we have had in a very long time.
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Amazing.
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Every county has their ‘Trump’ card, I assure you.
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Hopefully ours won’t win the Presidency.
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Are you a betting man, Jeff? 😉
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No. I always lose. I’m a Cubs fan. What can I say? Trump could win. We’d get what we deserve if he does.
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Canada, you say? Oh, nonononononono!!! We already have way too much of a contingent of them in every shade of meaning. Is there not a nation somewhere that still actively persecutes Christians? Send them there, let them get a taste of their own medicine… but please, not Canada – we just got rid of Herpes… I mean Harper.
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Saudi Arabia. That’d be fun.
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Saudi Arabia? Yes, yes, an excellent choice. While they’re thus occupied they might even ease up on persecuting each other… Totally humanitarian…
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I know, right? 🙂
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Goddesses can be fickle, can’t they.
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They sure can be.
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Your solutions will make the world a safer place
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Yes they will.
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Good job Funny Dude!!!!!! Hugs
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$Amen$
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Of course Christians scare the crap out of me… especially when they knock on my door. Are they packing anything besides a bible and crosses? Will they anoint my godless self with acid-laced holy water? Will they lay down a barrage of nonsensical biblical quotes upon my heathen ears which could leave me deaf and dumb? Are they holding a dossier on my old man ass?
But, the gay Muslim gator really scares me!
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Damn gay Muslim gators! If it weren’t for AR-15’s, they’d rule the world.
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No doubt!
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I have resurfaced for my annual visit. Like Santa Claus 🙂 Good to see you’re still keeping the laughs going 🙂
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Hi! I thought you stopped blogging. Great to see you. 🙂
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So much to do at work!! But you know I have to peek in every now and then. I promise to do better…again…for now… 🙂
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Just glad you’re here.
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You librrrrrrrrl ! Meanwhile a gay muslim alligator has snatched a white christian child in Florida!
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I saw that. Damn gay Muslim gators! Can’t trust ’em around decent folk!
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I have to refollow your blog. I’ve been rearranging how I receive notification of new posts on the blogs I follow, and, when I stopped receiving any notification from any blogs, I realized I inadvertently un-followed my entire followed list. OOPS!! I’m a fascist liberal who’s not too computer savvy. $Amen$
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… I’ve done something similar in the past.
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Hang him!! Where’s the mob with the pitchforks??
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Very clever 😀
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Or, as Jason from Friday the 13th would say, very cleaver. 🙂
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Hahah exactly! Very nice blog by the way.
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Thank you, kindly, and thanks for stopping by.
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Satire or not, I almost gagged when I read, “join with Donald Trump, and other highly intelligent Americans”.
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That was my intent. 🙂
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I am in full agreement with your latest wish.
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That’s cause yer smart like me. Hee Haw!!!
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Yee ha!
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You are right of course. Can’t be discriminating. Ban them All. Ship everyone with some sort of magic book back to wherever the hell they, or their predecessors came from.
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I know, right? Why discriminate? Christians are just as likely to whack people with AR-15’s as repressed, gay, self-hating Muslims. Ban ’em all!
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I think it’s called Nibiru, and lucky for us, I hear rumours it’s coming by again. If we can get them all packed in time…
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What will you do with scientologists and Mormons or is it morons
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Send ’em to Alaska.
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They can have Texas once all the other ones are gone 🙂
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… And then we shoot Texas dead?… Just wondering what the plan is, and the time frame, is all…
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We cut it off the mainland and sink it into the Gulf of Mexico. I’d like this done by next Tuesday.
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With shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction, as Arlo Guthrie would say? By next Tuesday, huh? A bit short notice, but of course I realize this is an emergency. I’ll call in the Terminators…
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Thanks.
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Lol, yeah, or we could let Trump build his wall around Texas. 🙂 Maybe both.
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Haha. The Mexicans might want Texas back
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I’d prefer the Mexicans over the Texans that occupy the state now 😉
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We know you don’t like the Bushes but can one family answer for the whole of Texas?
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I’m afraid so Mak. If Texas was a giant toilet I’d push the flush handle! 🙂
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I went to Texas once. Nuts, right? As I saw it, Texas had too many Bushes and not enough bushes. I think any capital “B” bushes should get capital punishment, leaving room for the others to grow.
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$Amen$ to that.
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Pure genius.
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I, and Donald Trump, thank you. 🙂
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What she said
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BTW, the Qur’an is true, it says so right at the beginning:
“This Book is not to be doubted” (Qur’an 2:1)
That’s persuasive enough for me.
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Damn. That’s the best argument for a book being true, EVER! I don’t think, even, the Bible has anything that convincing written in it. $Amen$
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I know, right?
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How a christian can read that and not convert is beyond me. “In the beginning” ain’t got nuttin’ on “This book is not to be doubted” as an opening. Only thing better might be, “Call me Ishmael”, from “Moby Dick.”
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Amen! That means we Vellenites, Blessed Art We, can finally have some peace!!
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Wazza Vellenite? Not kinky, is it?
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Velles is one of the gods John worships. It ain’t real either, but the name’s cooler than Jesus and not used as often. 🙂
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Ah so… A clean, fresh divinity, oh what a rarity!
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Can be, depending on the day and Great Veles mood.
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Just had lunch with her. She was definitely NOT in the mood today.
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Hahahahaha!
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