06.11.16
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10 Month Old Stunned To Learn He’s Only 9 Months Old

10 Month Old Boy, Little Timmy Tonka, Is Shocked To Learn He's Only 9 Months Old

10 Month Old, Timmy Taun-Taun, Learns He’s Only 9 Months Old

Zygote Valley, North Carolina.    A 10 month old boy today, Little Timmy Taun-Taun, was shocked to discover he’s actually only 9 months old.  “My mom screwed up,” Little Timmy said whilst having his diaper changed.  “She has a form of dyslexia that causes her to confuse one month with another.  So, though my mom thought I was born on September 9th of 2015, it was actually October 9th of 2015 when I was born.   She figured this out when she more carefully looked over my birth certificate, something she probably should have done much sooner given her condition.  Any way, she apologized to me for the mistake, and I’ve forgiven her.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my bottle.”

12 thoughts on “10 Month Old Stunned To Learn He’s Only 9 Months Old”

  1. Cute kid. I hope we have this messed up place fixed for him before he grows up.

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  2. He is rather forgiving and nice, so he must not have been given his required brain wave religious mind wipe. 🙂 Hugs

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  4. So, little Timmy is actually a Libra and not a Virgo? Holy hell!

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  5. Haha.
    That baby will grow to be a genius

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  6. That little future neocon should be happy he is not conflated with Trump or Clinton – who cares he’s only nine months old?

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