President Trump Says, “Let’s Wall This Anti-American Bitch Off!”
Immigrants Suck Town, New York. Soon to be President, Donald Trump today announced his plans to wall off Liberty Island and write the words, “Fuck You Immigrants! Go Fuckin’ Home!” on the outside of it. “Fuckin’ immigrants suck big, giant, elephant, fuckin’ penis,” President Elect Trump said earlier. “What the fuck kinda country would America be if immigrants were allowed in? Really! What kind? Whatever liberal, candy-ass mother fucker put the Statue of Liberty on that island needs to be flayed alive and boiled in oil. This country is for Americans! Not faggot terrorists from across the Atlantic! Immigrants weren’t allowed in before, so why now? What would the founding fathers think of the abomination that is the Statue of Liberty and Liberty Island? No decent founding father cared a squirt of piss about liberty, foreigners, or fuckin’ statues, so why should I? I’m President now. So fuck anyone who’s not American coming to America. Americans have been in America since Jesus put us here 6000 years ago. So fuck off foreigners! And eat my American grits! God bless America and all those who voted for me, Donald Trump, to be your President. You all need to feel real proud because things can only get better from here.” Imperious Rex!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Prescient.
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Indeed.
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your stuff is consistently right on funny. bravo. continue…
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Thanks much.
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Ah, this is a good one! The only thing that scares me more than Drumpf is the people who support this idiot.
A mass of stupid that huge could quickly become a very nasty thing.
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They’re quite nasty already. Ugh!
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Hahaha. Jesus put Mericans up there 6K years ago. You never cease to amuse
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Well, there’s truth, and then there’s TRUTH. The Donald speaks TRUTH. How could anyone question him?
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I am not questioning the Drumpf. Who would
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No rational person would. 🙂
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The best thing to happen is build a 20 foot wall around him and the legions of assholes that believe his bullshit…
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I agree.
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Someone give the microphone to that indian sitting over there…. crying.
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“Indian? You mean ‘Native American’. Nothing is more Anti-American than that! God bless genocide, and God bless me!” President Trump, circa 2016.
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Can’t I call them indians?
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Well, the technical term is “parasitic aborigines that must be eliminated in order for a real culture, a white, Christian culture, to take hold.” Where the world would be without white, European, Christian colonists is beyond me.
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True, before Christianity every culture on earth ate its babies, drank its piss, and bathed in its own shit.
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Now you’re thinking correctly. Welcome to the team, pal! Go Trump!!!
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