These Guys Won’t Be Voting This Year
Diaperfull City, South Dakota. A new study conducted by a group of people somewhere in Idaho has revealed that toddlers are highly unlikely to vote in this year’s Presidential election. “Yeah,” said Phil McSacken, spokesman for the group of people in Idaho who conducted the study, “none of the toddlers we questioned said they’d be voting in this year’s Presidential election. As a matter of fact, most of them simply belched and spit up on us when we asked them the question. We’re not sure if this means they didn’t like, or understand the question, or if they’re just sickened by the idea of voting all together. Hard to tell with toddlers. They often are hard to read and act as if nothing around them matters except them. We’ll be doing a follow-up study to this one shortly in which we’ll determine which brand of vodka toddlers prefer most. We’ll report on the findings as soon as we have them.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
“act as if nothing around them matters except them”
They’re just like Trump!
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Exactly.
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Toddlers are too smart to vote for Trump!
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Very true.
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Sometimes I amuse myself thinking of impossible situations and solidarities. Like this one: what would happen if all potential voters decided to adopt the same attitude as the toddlers?
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They already have. Thus, Donald Trump will be commander and chief of our armed forces next year and have his finger on the button of a nuclear arsenal. Makes me feel all warm and bubbly inside.
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They are as self centered as a Republican, and as uninteresting as a Democrat . The spitting up thing is a tribe signal marking the one spit on as a servant of the one who spit. Be well and may your clothes be spit free. Hugs.
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$Amen$
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🙂 hugs
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How could our beloved Trump win without those damned toddlers?
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He’ll have to rely on adults with toddler-like intellects. Unfortunately, we’ve a lot of them.
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You got that right, D-1!!
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You have killed me with this!
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I’ll send Jeebus to resurrect you. 🙂
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That will be cruel. I have died Happy
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I’ll not send him then. 🙂
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Thanks
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