Trump Admits He’s Playing Xenophobic, Bully Card

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Puffy Hair Valley, Colorado.   Donald Trump today admitted he is playing the xenophobic/bully card to help him win the Republican nomination for President.   “Let’s face it,” Trump said earlier, “I’m a xenophobe and a bully, and I’m damn proud of it.  Being that there are so many other xenophobes and bullies in the Republican Party, I’d be a fool NOT to play this card to my advantage.  We xenophobic bullies are a much maligned minority.  We face continual harassment for our bullying behavior and xenophobic approach toward life.  Just because we believe white males are more American and have more claim on this country than women, Mexicans, blacks, liberals, Asians, Native Americans, people who speak with a stutter, and those with British accents does not make us less equal than other people.  In fact, it makes us better than them.  So, yes, I’m playing the xenophobic/bully card to gain the Republican nomination for the Presidency.  And, once it’s mine, I’ll play the same card, with a dash of misogyny tossed in, to win the Presidency of the United States.  God bless America, and God bless white, male, xenophobic bullies who hate women.”

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21 thoughts on “Trump Admits He’s Playing Xenophobic, Bully Card

  1. Donald WILL rule over America. And America will never be the same again, one way or another.

  2. And now he is closer to being president. He only needs to convince the less educated to vote him in and voila

  3. Once a white, male, xenophobic bully who hates women, Mexicans, blacks, liberals, Asians, Native Americans, people who speak with a stutter, and those with British accents … always a white male, xenophobic bully who hates women, Mexicans, blacks, liberals, Asians, Native Americans, people who speak with a stutter, and those with British accents.

    Lookie, lookie at what kind of President we may get!

    Thor/Atlas/Odin/Poseidon/Zeus/and all the other gods forbid!

  4. You know what I love? Besides your obvious hilarious sense of humour and sharp observation skills? Your attention to detail: “Puffy Hair Valley, Colorado.” 😀 😀

  5. That’s a winning platform

  6. Honesty is very refreshing.

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