Mr. Harry P. Nus
Portland, Oregon. A man today, Harry P. Nus, woke up thinking today was Friday and became deeply disappointed when he discovered it was, in fact, Saturday. “This really sucks,” Mr. Nus said earlier. “I could’ve sworn it was Friday when I awoke this morning. I didn’t realize it was Saturday until I opened the paper and saw it was Saturday. Apparently, yesterday was Friday, my favorite day of the week, but I was so convinced yesterday was Thursday that I completely missed out on the whole Friday experience. To say my disappointment in this is all-encompassing would be an understatement. I’m thinking of buying some of those underwear with the days of the week on them so this type of thing doesn’t happen again. Well, I’m off to bed now, because tomorrow is Monday, and I gotta go to work.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
My reckoning is that this man’s absent-mindedness must have been caused by his disregarding last February 29, and that only on April 30 did he realize his mistake. Seven new pieces or pairs of underwear will save him from further disappointments…..
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Great points.
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Oh man, there have been days…
Having been self employed for as far back as I can remember, you get in this groove where it doesn’t matter what fricking day it is. If it looked like a good day to hook up to the boat and head out I did. Didn’t matter what day it was.
You go like that for a few decades you get to where you don’t care anymore. For that matter there is only two times of the day . Daytime and nighttime. You can work in the daytime . Nighttime was for everything else.
I have to wonder how many people have been blessed with my kind of life. Not being a slave to the calander or the clock is quite liberating. Hell if it wasn’t for the fact of nighttime, I’d still be at work 😃
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Sounds like a great life.
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What’s today?
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The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.
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Are you sure? Maybe it’s the 2nd Tuesday of the week. I’ll have to check my calendar.
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Could be. 🙂
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Poor guy.
He may wear the Monday underwear on Tuesday and mess his week further
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Very true.
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He should be consoled: The penis mightier than the sword!
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I went to school once only to discover it was Saturday.
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I’ve done that too.
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He must be taking LSD!
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Could be.
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Hahahahaha.
esme chuckling away upon the Cloud
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🙂
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Poor guy.
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Poor guy, indeed.
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