Coming this July from TACP Productions, Ken Ham: The Motion Picture, starring Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as Ken Ham and Bryan Cranston as his nemesis, The Evil Atheist Infidel.
After seeing this movie, you will believe a grown man can be dumber than a doorknob and more cantankerous than an enraged baboon. Follow the adventures of a muscle-bound creationist, Ken Ham, as he trumps across America attempting to cram his own personal take on Christianity up the anus of his arch-enemy, The Evil Atheist Infidel. If you enjoy watching angry Christians with a distorted sense of reality crying about the injustices they endure because America is not a theocratic nation under their rule, then this is the movie for you. See Ken Ham: The Motion Picture. Jesus will love you for it.
“trumps across America”…will Trump cameo in this?:P
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Hopefully, if we can iron out a contract.
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Please tell me Hambone has to take refuge in his faux ark at the end, because the Evil Atheist unleashed a flood of biblical proportions!
Since we all know that a turd floats better than Hambone’s ark, it will at least be a happy ending. 😃
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Great idea.
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Again, I am sorry frightfully sorry for Ken. My state let the world down by letting him get out. Apologies… a thousand apologies 😦
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Damned Australians! Dumping their christian wackos on us! I kinda forgive you all a little, however, because you also gave us Russell Crowe and the Mad Max movies, and I like them.
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I am looking forward to the premier of this movie
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I knew you would be.
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Just don’t keep me waiting for longer than is necessary
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I won’t.
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Townspeople: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He’s Black?!
Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
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One of the funniest movies EVER!
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