Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson To Star As Creationist, Ken Ham

The Rock As Ken Ham In Ken Ham: The Motion Picture

The Rock As Ken Ham In Ken Ham: The Motion Picture

Coming this July from TACP Productions, Ken Ham: The Motion Picture, starring Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as Ken Ham and Bryan Cranston as his nemesis, The Evil Atheist Infidel.

Bryan Cranston As An Evil Atheist Infidel

Bryan Cranston As The Evil Atheist Infidel

After seeing this movie, you will believe a grown man can be dumber than a doorknob and more cantankerous than an enraged baboon.  Follow the adventures of a muscle-bound creationist, Ken Ham, as he trumps across America attempting to cram his own personal take on Christianity up the anus of his arch-enemy, The Evil Atheist Infidel.  If you enjoy watching angry Christians with a distorted sense of reality crying about the injustices they endure because America is not a theocratic nation under their rule, then this is the movie for you.  See Ken Ham: The Motion Picture.  Jesus will love you for it.

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12 thoughts on “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson To Star As Creationist, Ken Ham

  1. “trumps across America”…will Trump cameo in this?:P

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  2. Please tell me Hambone has to take refuge in his faux ark at the end, because the Evil Atheist unleashed a flood of biblical proportions!

    Since we all know that a turd floats better than Hambone’s ark, it will at least be a happy ending. 😃

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  3. Again, I am sorry frightfully sorry for Ken. My state let the world down by letting him get out. Apologies… a thousand apologies 😦

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  4. I am looking forward to the premier of this movie

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  5. Townspeople: A black sheriff?

    Blinkin: He’s Black?!

    Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

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