Edmonton, Alberta. A man was arrested yesterday in a local McDonald’s for having a secret agenda. “I just felt there was something suspicious about the way he was looking at me while ordering his food,” said McDonald’s employee, Benny Wannafuker.
McDonald’s Employee, Benny Wannafuker
“So, after I served him his food, I called the police, and they immediately arrested him. The dude was using his secret agenda to intimidate everyone in the restaurant, and I simply was not gonna have it. People with secret agendas can’t be trusted. Why? Well, because if their agendas weren’t dangerous they wouldn’t have to be kept secret.” The Edmonton police department refused to comment on this incident when asked because they said it was classified top-secret.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
We are all terrorists….
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With secret agendas. 🙂
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Hahaha…I refer you to the beginning of the very first comment I left on your blog today 😀
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🙂
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Secret agendas in my hometown?? Oh this just won’t do at all. Thank goodness the fiend was apprehended before things got completely out of control. We Edmontonians break out in hives at the merest whiff of scandal.
…then again, maybe it’s just me.
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Maybe you can start a “Keep Edmonton Free Of Secret Agendas” movement. Just don’t do it secretly. 🙂
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Gotta’ keep an eye out for those secret agendas! Never know when one might fall from the sky and conk you on the head.
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Very true.
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Oh and can I get fries with that……Yum. Hugs
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You bet!
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What a cutie…My secret agenda is rising just looking at him….:) LOL Hugs
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Guess Ill have to put all of my secret agendas on hold for a while. Can’t have nuttin anymore!
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I know, right?
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Hahahaha. You are a funny man my friend
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Thank you kindly.
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Reblogged this on Nick Thiwerspoon.
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Thanks greatly for the reblog.
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Ring ring…
Hello?…
Hey pontificator… It’s the 70s calling, they want their hairstyle back
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I’m bald.
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Me too, but once upon a time, we both probably looked like that dude
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Yesterday. Right before I shaved my head.
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Ah… Well I’m making God’s job easier everyday by reducing the number of hairs he has to count
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That’s very nice of you.
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He needs all the help he can get. I hear he’s run on tough times lately
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I know. 45 law suits; 3 divorces, and his car was repossessed. Sucks to be him.
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Good thing even he isn’t him then, isn’t it?
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He isn’t him on Thursdays and Fridays. On Saturdays and Sundays he’s her. On Mondays, Tuesdays and Weds, he’s it. Confusing. No wonder he’s been divorced so many times.
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That title alone made me laugh
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😀
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