Edmonton, Alberta. A man was arrested yesterday in a local McDonald’s for having a secret agenda. “I just felt there was something suspicious about the way he was looking at me while ordering his food,” said McDonald’s employee, Benny Wannafuker.
“So, after I served him his food, I called the police, and they immediately arrested him. The dude was using his secret agenda to intimidate everyone in the restaurant, and I simply was not gonna have it. People with secret agendas can’t be trusted. Why? Well, because if their agendas weren’t dangerous they wouldn’t have to be kept secret.” The Edmonton police department refused to comment on this incident when asked because they said it was classified top-secret.