Donald Trump Says, “Like Jesus before me, I’ve come to this Earth to help angst-ridden, poorly educated white guys, and a few gals, take back America from pansy-ass liberals, and Republican Presidential candidates with Wicked Witch-like noses. It’s time, my fellow racists, misogynists, and xenophobes to put America back into the hands of racists, xenophobes, and misogynists. Vote for me, and I’ll outlaw all executive orders except the ones I decree. God bless bigotry, and God bless the white, angry, American male!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
The Mormons believed Jesus would land somewhere in New York. Is that not where Drumpf hails from? And if I recall correctly, the policy of the Mormons till the 70s was to have nothing to do with the blacks?
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Right about the Mormons up til the 70’s. I think they think Jeebus will come back in Mississippi or there abouts. Crazy.
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Crazy. And they walk among us
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Like the zombie kings from the NT.
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Yes, what became of those zombies from the NT
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Never heard an apologist tackle this question. I want to hear one.
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It is what they call embarrassing fact and claim they would not have written it if it didn’t happen.
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Then where are the zombie kings? Apologists kinda make me ill sometimes.
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They make me all the time
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I just read through all the comments and I have to say…I can hardly believe it, like, for real, how those guys manage to be taken seriously in Politics over there is truly…baffling
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A lot of poorly educated, racist white guys like him. We gots lots of those here.
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I hear you. Who else could be his core demographic? It’s still frightening.
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It sure is. He’s here in Chicago today and there’s massive protests against him.
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Oh wow, proximity to that freak, how does it feel??
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wish I could waterboard him to make him go away. I hate the guy.
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This short video from the “Men in Black” films seems apropos, it’s titled “All Hail J:”
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=all+hail+j&view=detail&mid=416ABBB73632936BFD40416ABBB73632936BFD40&FORM=VIRE
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Perfect.
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As I just commented elsewhere and now have it in my head regarding Donald Trump:
And Ted Cruz is even worse:
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Yes, Cruz is worse. The only thing good if he wins the nomination would be that tRump will run independently out of spite and REALLY split the Republican vote.
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Perfect video too.
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did you photo-shop trump’s hands to be so large? 😉
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No. I found the pic online. It may be photo-shopped, however. As Trump would undoubtedly say, “My hands aren’t the only part of my body that’s huge.”
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LOL..I think trump photo-shopped himself because he’s very sensitive about his “large hands”
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And he thinks he’s Jesus.
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True.and menopause face ted cruz thinks he is john the baptist
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Right. I actually think Cruz is much worse than tRump. Cruz is a theocrat with an agenda. tRump is whacked-out, rich bigot who’s simply in love with himself.
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100% agree…and the repukes will try their hardest to make sure he is their nominee
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They’re trying. If that happens, I’m certain Trump will run as an independent. THAT, I’d love to see.
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Exactly…I want nothing more than for trump to destroy that party of middle east nation building traitors forever
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$Amen$
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Next post I want to read all about Hillary, the Holy Virgin and the Immaculate Contraception.
Limerick:
If she had made made the wrong connection,
And did so without protection,
– Then never fear
– For help is near
With morning-after contraception!
http://www.sausalitoferry.com/blogs/news/58141379-those-japanese-baby-erasers-with-and-those-without (Baby erasers)
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Love those erasers. Hillary’s just your run of the mill politician, not colorful enough to satirize for me. Kinda boring actually. But tRump! Wow! Never-ending stupidity and hilarity.
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Looky here:
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Amen!
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$Hallelujah$
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Ha! Inc. God We Trust 🙂
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Trust in Trump or get trounced. 🙂
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lolz
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