Donald Trump: The Next Jesus

Donald Trump Says, "Like Jesus before me, I've come to this Earth to help angst-ridden, poorly educated white guys, and a few gals, take back America from pansy-ass liberals, and Republican Presidential candidates with Wicked Witch-like noses.   It's time, my fellow racists, misogynists, and xenophobes to put America back into the hands of racists, xenophobes, and misogynists.  Vote for me, and I'll outlaw all executive orders except the ones I decree.  God bless bigotry, and God bless the white, angry, American male!"

Donald Trump Says, “Like Jesus before me, I’ve come to this Earth to help angst-ridden, poorly educated white guys, and a few gals, take back America from pansy-ass liberals, and Republican Presidential candidates with Wicked Witch-like noses. It’s time, my fellow racists, misogynists, and xenophobes to put America back into the hands of racists, xenophobes, and misogynists. Vote for me, and I’ll outlaw all executive orders except the ones I decree. God bless bigotry, and God bless the white, angry, American male!”

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38 thoughts on “Donald Trump: The Next Jesus

  1. The Mormons believed Jesus would land somewhere in New York. Is that not where Drumpf hails from? And if I recall correctly, the policy of the Mormons till the 70s was to have nothing to do with the blacks?

  2. I just read through all the comments and I have to say…I can hardly believe it, like, for real, how those guys manage to be taken seriously in Politics over there is truly…baffling

  3. As I just commented elsewhere and now have it in my head regarding Donald Trump:

    And Ted Cruz is even worse:

  4. did you photo-shop trump’s hands to be so large? πŸ˜‰

  5. Amen!

  6. Ha! Inc. God We Trust πŸ™‚

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