A Word On Global Warming From A Globe

Global warming?  Global warming?!  Let me f**ckin' tell YOU about global warming!  I'm a globe and I haven't been warm EVER!!!  The idiots who own me put me near a shaded window that NEVER gets above 60 degrees Fahrenheit, and THAT'S on a good day!  I'm f**ckin' FREEZING!!!  So, the next time you talk about global warming, think of me, a real globe that's been freezing cold for years.  Goddamn, this SUCKS!!!!

Global warming? Global warming?! Let me f**ckin’ tell YOU about global warming! I’m a globe and I haven’t been warm, EVER!!! The idiots who own me put me near a shaded window that NEVER gets above 60 degrees Fahrenheit, and that’s on a good day! I’m f**ckin’ FREEZING!!! So, the next time you talk about global warming, think of me, a real globe that’s been freezing cold for years. Goddamn, this SUCKS!!!!

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9 thoughts on “A Word On Global Warming From A Globe

  1. Total lack of respect from globes these days 😀

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  2. Wait till the next ice age. See how your globes shrink then!

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  3. But don’t you have TWO globes?

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  4. My globe is always complaining about dust, dust and dust.

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